happy new year!

🦃 THANKSGIVING WARNING 🦃

ATTENTION: This Thanksgiving, I just want to say—I am THANKFUL for all the bread rolls in my life, but mostly for you, hammy. You've been there through thick and thin (mostly thick, like that second slice of pumpkin pie). I appreciate you more than Aunt Carol’s awkward dance moves after too much wine. 💃🍷

If I had to choose between a Thanksgiving feast and your friendship... I’d choose you... unless there's mashed potatoes. Because, honestly, mashed potatoes are just that good. But still, you're top-tier in my book. 🎮🍗

Let’s play some games soon, or at least pretend we’re working on our “life goals” like that one uncle who says he’s "just taking a quick break". 🦸‍♂️💻

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU LEGEND. Enjoy the feast (and the food coma that follows). 🍽️🤤