Recent reviews by Waifu (Dark Sneed)

Simply amazing and cute <3

Great story, great voice acting, beautiful handpainted graphics, multiple distinct endings
8.5/10

Waited 3 years for the matchmaking patch
It came and somehow made the matchmaking worse

Edit, Now forward from version 3.4 they've update their updated the matchmaking system even more and have finally made it something to be happy about. It works great and most matches are fair which has rekindled my love for this game

Good, just not nearly as good as HM1

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A 5 year old game and they are still giving it MASSIVE updates.
If it wasn't a good game to begin with, would the dev do that?

I quickscop'd n00bs 3 hard 5 them

I just wanted to feed the doggy :(

Eventually the floating thistles of grass turns in to snow,
and the hawks try to eat your babies


As a game it's not extremely enganing but the effort they put into this really shows. Not worth full price but if its 75% or 66% off it's very likely worth the money depending on what kind of person you are. You may be a penguin, badger or walrus.
For 3$ it gets a 7.5 score from me, but i dont recommend it full price.

Best rat massacre simulator 2012
8/10