Merry Christmas to the creator of white people, politician, starter of the arab spring, love of my life, dictator, poet, ancestor of the Ataturk, evropean gamer.

couldn't hear the audio😭 until I realized it was connected to my lamborghini speakers so I went outside and walked across my 4807073 meter mansion to turn it off and walked back silly 6'5 me

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

Me: im lowkey not having a good day

My GF: STFU ♥♥♥♥♥ IDC

My best friend: ok? Man up bro

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NATEHIGGERS1488: Hey man you doing alright? I’m here if you need to talk bro anything you need

IM NEW BRO

i added him because he seemed like a cool guy that i play company heroes 2 with i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.