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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:29am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 7:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 8:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:36am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:25am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 2:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:49am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:02am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 3:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 2:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 6:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:53am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:19am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 10:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:31am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:56am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 3:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 3:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 2:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 8:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 8:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:19am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 6:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 6:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 11:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:34pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 10:19am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 8:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:31am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:47am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:17am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:53pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:47am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 12:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 2:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 3:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 5:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 2:19am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:59pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:26am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:31am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 1:09am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:34am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:18am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:52am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:36am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:11pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:01pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:40am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 1:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:24am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:34am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:41pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:54am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:36am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 8:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:17pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:34am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:51am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 11:20am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:43pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 3:39pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 9:19pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:49pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked