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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 May @ 4:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:56am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 May @ 1:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:10pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 22 May @ 9:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:10pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:39am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:14pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:14pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:51am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 May @ 1:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:44am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:04am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:58pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:17am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:08am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:10am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:28am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:49am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:49am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 May @ 12:49am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:58am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:06am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:56am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:21am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 May @ 4:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:53pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:36am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:10am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:37am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:30am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:46am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:50am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:12am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:25am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:52am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:54am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:25am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 6:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:35am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May @ 4:55am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 5:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May @ 1:41pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 7:52am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 May @ 4:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 17 May @ 4:55am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 May @ 4:06pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 May @ 4:15am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 3:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:51am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:26am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:39am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:19am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:39am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:09am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:49pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:05pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:32pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:31am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 May @ 8:12am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:23am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:08pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:48pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 4:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:08am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:34am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May @ 4:58am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 May @ 5:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:06am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:32am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:56am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:06am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May @ 4:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:11am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:13am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 May @ 5:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:26am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:27am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:28am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May @ 12:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:33am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 9:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:08am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:09am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 1:43pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:58pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:05am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:20am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May @ 2:48pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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