I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

hi

KACHIGA MY TIGGA

If you had to fight 2 grown male lions in a cage with your bare fists and then climb out of that cage and swim through a pool infested with great white sharks while blind folded and your hands tied you still might have a better chance of winning than vsing this goat in rocket league.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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undefeated deafeated semen demon

hey some AST thots are out there dawg

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on rotation, aim, map awareness,goal placement, conserving boost, booming the ball, flicks, dribbles, touching the ball, 50/50s, positioning, teammate awareness, aerials , passing, flip resets, ceiling touches, wall touches, goal tending and getting goal

Signed by ventrix- :)

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+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on rotation, aim, map awareness,goal placement, conserving boost, booming the ball, flicks, dribbles, touching the ball, 50/50s, positioning, teammate awareness, aerials , passing, flip resets, ceiling touches, wall touches, goal tending and getting goal

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on rotation, aim, map awareness,goal placement, conserving boost, booming the ball, flicks, dribbles, touching the ball, 50/50s, positioning, teammate awareness, aerials , passing, flip resets, ceiling touches, wall touches, goal tending and getting goals

Deadbeat father. 3/10

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my niBBa🙏👊

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁rocket league
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁mechanics
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️LMAO not a damn chance!!!

Goodluck beating him at rocket league. He's like if you took Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant and they had a baby and then meanwhile Ronaldo and Messi met and had a baby. Then in some miracle those 2 babies met and ♥♥♥♥♥♥...he would be the ♥♥♥♥ that would come out. A rocket league GOAT.

Signed by Andy :)

signed by the greatest player to touch the sticks

Pretty damn mean for no reason

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+Rep Best trader ever . i bought white apex with fair price :) Recommended !

best in the clinch

Everyday discovering something brand new, Im in love with the shape of you /8\

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

we speak american here

LEE ESTO
NETAA QUE ES UNA HISTORIA MUY TRISTE
PROMETE QE LO LEERAS :
esta es la historia de una chica ciega:
Ella no aguantabaa nadie y menos a ella por
...ser ciega, excepto a ...su novio, que la queria
y la amaba mucho.
Un dia , consiguio unos ojos sanos, y la operaron,
entonces pudo ver. Su novio le pidio que se
casara con el, y el ... ... ...a al ver que era ciego
le dijo que NO, y que se alejara de ella, el
acepto con tristeza, y en su partida le dejo
una carta que decia "CUIDA BIEN LOS OJOS QUE
TE REGALE" ,"te los di para que conozcas el
mundo",lo que uno hace por amor no? y a
veces no lo sabemos valorar. Hoy a media
noche tu verdadero amor se vaa dar cuenta
que te ama y algo lindo te va a pasar hoy o
mañana en la noche! Si rompes estacadena
,te ira MAL EN TUS PROXIMAS 10 RELACIONES ,
asi que manda esto a 20 o mas personas de
tus contactos y luego aprieta F6 , aparecera
en tu pantalla la letra inicial del nombre de tu
verdadero amor

+rep cute dog on snap stories. Need to play wargayme together sometime. I'll make you a dope af Canadian deck

+rep Most toxic player I have ever played with

~ 𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓 ~

TheLegend27

Merry Christmas, old friend. May 2017 find you in good spirit and all your goals be fulfilled. You will always find me here for you, my friendship and comaradery unwavering, unbroken by the battering waves of time...

-rep Just heard about the polar bear attack. Hope you get well soon bruh. Thinking of you :) 4Head

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Just heard about the polar bear attack. Hope you get well soon bruh. Thinking of you :)

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i would go trans for you

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+1 Gave me the booty

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