voakes
 
 
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224 hrs on record
last played on 14 Mar
41 hrs on record
last played on 13 Mar
3,719 hrs on record
last played on 13 Mar
ToxicCannoli 7 Jan @ 10:36pm 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
m4rs 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
angelic 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00pm 
hi
LifeInColours♥ 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm 
KACHIGA MY TIGGA
nikola 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm 
If you had to fight 2 grown male lions in a cage with your bare fists and then climb out of that cage and swim through a pool infested with great white sharks while blind folded and your hands tied you still might have a better chance of winning than vsing this goat in rocket league.
angelic 24 Jun, 2021 @ 10:03am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.