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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 6:22 解锁

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:10 解锁

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 6:23 解锁

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 下午 12:00 解锁

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 10:11 解锁

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:01 解锁

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:41 解锁

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 11:04 解锁

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 6:32 解锁

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
2016 年 10 月 4 日 上午 5:21 解锁

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
2016 年 10 月 5 日 上午 10:50 解锁

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 7:37 解锁

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2022 年 3 月 12 日 上午 10:40 解锁

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 10:55 解锁

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
2016 年 10 月 2 日 上午 2:11 解锁

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 8:01 解锁

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 10:34 解锁

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:22 解锁

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
2016 年 10 月 9 日 上午 5:04 解锁

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:22 解锁

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 10:27 解锁

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 8:01 解锁

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 10:59 解锁

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2020 年 12 月 5 日 上午 3:44 解锁

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 11:01 解锁

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 6:35 解锁

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2022 年 3 月 12 日 下午 1:38 解锁

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 7:38 解锁

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 7:38 解锁

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:44 解锁

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 6:31 解锁

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:37 解锁

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 10:31 解锁

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
2016 年 10 月 4 日 下午 12:17 解锁

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2023 年 9 月 4 日 上午 10:01 解锁

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 6:21 解锁

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 6:34 解锁

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:48 解锁

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:14 解锁

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:49 解锁

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 6:08 解锁

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 10:38 解锁

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 10:22 解锁

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 10:37 解锁

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 3:50 解锁

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
2016 年 9 月 30 日 上午 4:19 解锁

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 10:56 解锁

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
2016 年 9 月 29 日 上午 11:00 解锁

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
2023 年 9 月 4 日 上午 9:18 解锁

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
2020 年 12 月 3 日 下午 8:52 解锁

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
2016 年 10 月 1 日 上午 7:38 解锁

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
2018 年 6 月 10 日 上午 4:36 解锁

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
2022 年 3 月 9 日 上午 10:07 解锁

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
2022 年 3 月 10 日 下午 12:11 解锁

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
2022 年 3 月 11 日 上午 9:53 解锁

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
2022 年 3 月 12 日 下午 1:59 解锁

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
2022 年 3 月 9 日 下午 12:28 解锁

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2022 年 3 月 10 日 下午 12:26 解锁

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
2022 年 3 月 12 日 上午 7:36 解锁

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2017 年 8 月 4 日 上午 3:14 解锁

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
2020 年 12 月 2 日 上午 2:48 解锁



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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