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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.5 hrs on record
Posted: 19 Oct, 2019 @ 12:11pm
Updated: 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of literal ♥♥♥♥, is the worst thing I have ever seen. You know the word bad? yeah my friends just say Hellion instead. It controls like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby flying a gay ass boeing 747. I've went to the store, and the manager ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me better then this game controls. One day, my mom left me, with more thought, and love then the developers of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ever had. They sat down with their ♥♥♥♥♥ in hand. MARK SINGER HAS A HIGHER IQ THEN ANY1 WHO HAD ANY PART OF THIS GAME. A BABY WHO WAS ABORTED HAS HAD A MORE WORTHWHILE TIME ON THIS EARTH THEN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. anyway, STEAM IS PUSHING THIS GAME LIKE AN ANORAEXIC MOTHER PUSHING OUT AN OVERWIEHGT BABY. the deVLOPER IS CALLED ZERO GRAVITY, BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE . ANYWAY, add me on steam and we can queue for ranked in siege. ANYONE WHO RECONMMENDS THIS GAME IS HIGH OF THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASSES. LET ME TELL YOU, OKAY ANY1 RECOMENNEDING THIS GAME IS SO UTTERLY STUPID, THEY WERE EITHER JERKED INTO IT, OR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREATHE. HELLION IS FROM HELL, AND ION PARTICLES COLIDE. boom BOOM bOOM OKAY BYE. sry for caps

2021 edit: the game is gone! suicide most likely.
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Yukky Rose 18 Mar, 2021 @ 1:38pm 
GOD, its like the words came right out my ass great job couldnt have said it any better
CCTV 26 Dec, 2020 @ 5:17pm 
This is all true.