Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe. Just wanted to say hi, wish you a great day. Tell you that meeting you yesterday, and getting a look at you, was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. You were so beautiful, you don’t know how beautiful you are to me. I mean, just, you’re gorgeous, you’re precious. And uh, but it’s been sitting in my mind when you said to me you wanna go back with your ex boyfriend. Please, erase him from your memory, don’t ever go back in the past. I know, cause I’ve been there and I understand when, you know, you’re trying to find somebody and you go on dates and…… nothing compares to your ex. But there is that…… better person out there and Julia, I promise you it is me.

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

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Obviously you are a beautiful man, and that helps a lot with the homoerotic nature of all eSports interviews.

Besides that you always seem to bring a calm and focused attitude to both interviews and your casting that keeps the conversation on topic, unbiased, and does so without seeming negative or condescending which some of the analyst style casters struggle with.

Your interviews also feel very casual, whether it's from your charm and sexual magnetism or simply that you always feel comfortable either talking to fellow handsome sex idol Semmler or Craig Berry you seem really in control of the interview and they seem to really enjoy your caramel coat of wonder draped around your skeletal structure.

My only suggestion is to wear more tank tops like you did on your stream last night. Hubba hubba.

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really
advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with
your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore
would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though:
How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the
off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both
escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt
to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then
I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and
mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light
discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being
with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How
would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself
shooting things into enclosed spaces.