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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
You can wipe your ass with a $20 you found off the street and that would leave you less butthurt and ill than this DLC will make you.
Do you like almost indestructable "guardian" mechadinos that for some reason will target your parasaur (A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARASAUR WHAT THREAT DO THEY POSE?????) carrying 500+ wood for literally no reason, killing it almost instantly and making all the progress you made disappear?
Do you like Titanboas out the ass?
Then this DLC is for you.
Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abberation not this.
Posted 13 January, 2019.
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21.6 hrs on record
I actually enjoy this game alot. Its a niche game however. If you can stand another copy paste far cry formula, with a really unique setpiece and you like ancient time periods this game is for you. Makes a relaxing adventure game too, the ambience is top tier. 20 hours in and only 33%
Posted 31 January, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
43.5 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A fantastic community, an addictive little blast from the past. You really can't go wrong. Give this game a try. And don't kill intruders, xenophobia is wrong :(
Posted 19 January, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
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127.9 hrs on record (55.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is not Quake.
This game is a souless husk of what once was a picture perfect game. Nothing more can be said honestly, but i'll try.
POSITIVES---
+ Pretty good graphics I guess(?)
+ For a "free to play" game it doesnt feel really f2p-y
+ Sorlag
NEGATIVES---
(Get Ready)
- Absoutlely terrible Netcode, every shot is a lottery if it registers or not, its sad. DOOM 2016's multiplayer had better netcode than this and that was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIDE GAME FOR THE REAL PRODUCT.
- Lore. Lore. Lore. Don't get me started on Lore. Currently there are 120 scrolls of lore with 12 champions (10 for a every champion). There is one lore scroll per game and only one person in said game can collect it. This leads to people leaving after the announcer says "LORE FOUND" and its as annoying as it sounds. Collecting 10 pieces of lore unlocks a "special" outfit and getting 10 pieces of lore for a champion you actually give a damn about? Slim to none. I have 22 pieces of lore and the most i have for one champion is 5. Runes have the same problem except you unlock them through lootboxes and then have to complete a certain quest to fulfill it, then needing 10 in all on ONE RUNE to unlock a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ armor shader.
- Weapons. Most are okay but heres the thing, every player's best weapon is the Lightning gun, i dont care what you say, i don't care who you are, you use the lightning gun and everyone hates you for it, come to terms with it like i did. The Railgun is terrible, absolutely terrible. Its ruined, it takes a solid 3 hits to kill the beefier heroes and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
- And believe me, there is alot more to say.
Conclusion
QC has potential, it really does. But you can't call this Quake, you can call it another hero based shooter with the quake name slapped on.

EDIT: Lore thing was solved! While it still takes an enternity to get any lore, it is now just a rare drop after every match instead of a pickup.
Posted 18 January, 2018. Last edited 21 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.6 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
I'm at a loss for words. Shadow Warrior 2 somehow just does everything RIGHT. The swordplay fantastic, the gore and gibs are disgustingly fantastic, the characters are memorable, the enemies are frightening, and the Developers feel like actual human beings by adding tons of content and even free DLC. By all means pick this game up and maybe even get the Deluxe Edition to support the devs and get the awesome soundtrack too!
Posted 23 December, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
164.9 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After about 24 hours of time in ARK: Survival Evolved, i can saw without a doubt i love this game. Buuuut, there are a fair share of negatives. But here is my list

Pros:
+ Dinosaur taming! (Imagine riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex while weilding a shotgun, yeah)
+ Unreal Engine FTW
+ Beatiful graphics
+ Great crafting system
+ Tribes! (Establish your own group; or tribe in this case, and you can share XP, and do almost anything with friends.)
+ Nicely paced levelling system

Cons:
- Fair share of Toxic Players
- Godawful optimization
- Disconnecting from a server, just accept the fact that everything you worked for will be gone when you get back.
- Frame freezing
- Alpha Dinosaurs. (It does not matter what you have or who you are with, if one spots you, its most definatly a game over.
- Mic Spamming Players

Do I recommend this game?

Well, my time in Singleplayer, and with friends was definetly alot of fun, almost completely overriding the cons, so if you got the money, and got the time to wait 2 hours to tame a dinosaur, then by all means, try this game out!
Posted 11 August, 2015.
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7.7 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
I like to see this game as more of a form of art than a video game; however, the gameplay elements are spot on smooth, even thought i get those times that I hate the games guts, i realize thats what it was meant to do, piss you off to the point that when you finish the game, you get a feeling that you really can do anything you put your mind to, the story at first does not make too much sense, but after a while it slowly pieces together. Oh and don't get me started on the courtesy of the devs of this game, they are probably some of the best and helpful developers out there. Overall, its definalty worth its asking price, and i got the deluxe edition to support these devs to do what they do best, make more games.
Posted 3 July, 2015.
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