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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 22.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am
Updated: 27 Aug, 2024 @ 11:19am

i mean... its a game.... its payday.... to be more exact payday the rougelike the campaine!
welcome to rockay city! the city with crime.... like only crime.... its literally gta all over again with buncha hot womem... atleast arcording to the game probaly idk i am illegal in 72 states

your are john crime boss (also known as travis baker) which is some drug dealing turd trying to get big! your mission is to actually be da crime boss? how do you do that? get them goons but not just any goons 2 types of them! the ones that your mateys and the one that are just your underpaid soilders!
the soilders are used to take over area to get that daily income while the mateys are just ai buddies.

how to crimeboss? you have 4 other crime bosses already in the area to fight with or chill with depending on your play style. the four horsemen of crimeboss are 1: some random women 2: some random asian 3: some random dude with Kazuma Kiryus drip (also known as john yakuza) 4: montana black. you can defeat them with either story heists or events or just by taking all thier land

how to payday? (AHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG)
the gameplay is payday... but kinda worse.... but also better... its like some aspects are worse but the entire gameplay solo is much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better cuz you can tell the ai what to do! oh and you can just switch characters mid heists (as in control your ai bots like its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garden warfere 2). the heists are kinda generic but randomised to the brim so have fun with your infinite replayability

how to hostile takeover? (loon bloon intensifies)
choose the right amount of soilders and get pvzing!
its basically cod... shoot the crap outta other soilders and sometimes thier henchmen bosses while you try to make your army survive. if its free real estate just pay some money and send 10 soilders over there and its good

how to get caught? wait wtf?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chuck norris disguised as some cop is trying to hunt you down. every day that passes he gets closer on your ass and if hes done with this investigation its game over baby, however with some good oll money you can slow him down

how to calender? you only have limtied soilders and heists to do in a in game day. and all your teammates have limited stamia. if you cant do anything else or want to skip to the next day you just need to hold down a button

the baker bouns? if you take john crimeboss himself to a mission you will make 50% more moolah but if he dies then rip your entire run cuz hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead

did whatever i just sound interesting? if yes i only scratched the surface of the game. after only 5,7 hours i can savely say to buy this game... new adventures await you for a reason buddy
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