People have said I shouldn't exist in a positive way. I tend to make a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes and occasional pun, I'm laid back, and I know way too much about the horrors of the internet and horrible people. I am a unironic weather boy, I like the spooky month, I am one of the 5 heavy mains out there and uhhhhhhh, yeah. Anyways here's the entire lore of kirb-

Online: I exist
Away: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Offline: I?
Busy: I work
Looking to trade: I capitalism
Looking to play: I loney