I wrote you a check for investment in your startup idea and you used the money to purchase a shipping crate full of microwaves that you then dumped into the nearby river. That was significant seed capital and our investors expect to see results soon, please don't disappoint us again.

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dude lives in the community hub for super hot -rep cringe

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx