Recent reviews by Uninformative

Has very quickly become one of my favorite games in my library as I waste many days of my life on this amazing game, and all for me to realize this game has ♥♥♥♥ tons of mods for me to play with after I've completed my first playthrough. Only problem I've had is in one siege i fell off the siege ladder and got stuck in-between the parts but aside from that its an amazing game that I would thoroughly recommend to anyone looking for a fun medieval era game to play on the weekends. 10/10

Always fun beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of my friends. The game is pretty fun too i guess.

First play through i made my character max Strength, Endurance, and charisma, made them as ugly as possible, and if i couldn't talk my way through something i beat everything to death with my bare fists. pretty good game really enjoy.

One of the more fun games I've played on steam. Certainly worth. A try if you like griping story telling through subtle means and survival elements built in with a small scale community builder type.

I can choose from a vast array of wallpapers that I also change every week for only $3.99. Whats better than that!

It's aight

This game is plain bad. It's absolutely God awful and that's being nice about it. When I first loaded up the game i already had my expectations set kinda low as i got this is a "random steam key bundle" on Ebay. The loading screen looked ok and i started to feel maybe this game had a little effort put into it. So I started the game only to be greeted by some of the worst text-to-speech dialogue ever. Not only did the speech it self suck but the dialogue felt as if the dev gave it to his 6 year old a piece of paper and a crayon and said have at it. I giggled at it but it wasn't a deal breaker. So I get to the tutorial and it looked OK graphically speaking. Emphasis on OK as it wasn't good by any means. So I went through the tutorial (and by that i mean i walked to the first part fell through a glitched platform and skipped all the way to the end of the tutorial. Although its not really as if the game needs one anyway.) I then started the games first mission greeted by more awful dialogue and even worse lighting. If you notice where it says I have 1.1 hours on this game, that number would be shaved down to about 20 minutes assuming I could've actually seen where i was going half the time. Which brings me to my next point. The game is too damn short. But in a way I suppose you could call that a good thing seeing as how bad it is. The ending is super abrupt and you kinda just leave it feeling cheated. I Wholeheartedly recommend you never play this game. At least not in the state its in now. The only reason i stuck with it and played through it is because I'm an achievement hunter. But I also got this game for less than a dollar so I don't even recommend paying the $4 it actually costs for that.
Don't Play this game. Don't buy this game. Don't even look in its direction until the developer can fix the major issues that plague this game.

Years of furiously masturbating to tentacle porn have led me to playing this game and being the absolute best at it. 12/10 would beat off again.

I would highly recommend this game to anyone whose looking for a fun adventure game to play alone or with friends. Its almost never "too" grindy with the material collection and the progression of the game is a "at your own pace" kind of thing. Me and my friends will play this for hours upon hours before we even think to stop and get off for the night. Solid 10/10 would highly recommend.

Me and My wife's son love playing this together. Great family game!!!