Recent reviews by CreateTacosIn3D

Plays game for 1000h+, still has 0 clue what hes doing, 10/10.

:D

This game brought me to tears. When I saw the beautiful, burly, behemoth that is Gustavo I fell to my knees. This hunk of a man is difficult to overcome. It is especially difficult considering he wields two massive rocks. However, even without the rocks, this beautiful, tear jerking, jock made me fall to the ground multiple times with his bear hands. How he obtained this physique is beyond me. Perhaps means beyond this mortal realm.

When I first met Gustavo he was but a child. I laid my eyes upon his hairy infant face as I gazed into his eyes. Somehow this wonderful child had already developed a full beard. His manliness radiated for miles. Even though he was but a child, I could sense that this particular human organism would grow up to astound the world. Soon he was a 20 year old, massive bear man, who wanted to obtain world dominance. However, with a stern talking to he decided to shave the evil hair of disgust and turn to a life of joy, of happiness, of throwing rocks.

Eventually I managed to witness Gustavo enter his password on his steam account. That is how I found out his credit card details. With this new knowledge I was able to obtain myself 7 copies of GTA San Andres. Since I had an extra 6 copies I decided to shred them up and put them in an energy drink. Hopefully, this way, I would be able to obtain a shear fraction of the masculinity that radiates from the absolute testosterone powered machine, Gustavo.

Eventually he ran for president where he was beat out by the 44th president of the United States, Jerry Seinfeld. Don't even get me started on Jerry Seinfeld. That man is quite possibly the most estrogen powered "man" to ever exist. He ruined this country with his cookie policies that he forced onto the United States Of Turkey. I swear to god if I ever see that "man" in person he is going to get a stern talking to.

10/10 would buy from god howard again.

VAAAAAAAAPE NATTTTIOOOOOONNN