Tyflanders
Tyler M   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Jaeger Forrest 20 May @ 3:15am 
This man is a vile disgusting predator.
He frequently exposes himself to passing people, asking them to touch his gigantic genital warts. He specifically targets children. Disgusting behaviour. One time, after being rejected by a woman, Ty "pedo" flanders got so angry that he released his anger on a horse, violently crushing it with his hands. He then proceeded to eat its flesh in an attempt to intimidate this poor lady.
It is also well known that Tyflanders enjoys slamming his penis under toilet seats, making frequent trips to the hospital.
Not only is he a predator, he is draining our public resources in the name of his depraved behaviour! He licks ♥♥♥! Sometimes his own! How awful.
Jaeger Forrest 16 Apr @ 11:06am 
weirdo alert!! this man is a certified weirdo booger of a man! he regularly partakes in a cultish activity which he refers to as 'gooning' - this depraved act involves him furiously masturbating whilst watching pornographic content! sometimes he will orgasm! it is vile and disgusting, what makes it worse is that he is also a terrorist and has links to al qaeda. stay far away from this man!
Dingo Dan 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:08am 
Tyler saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. He immediately fell to his knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling his impending earth-shattering orgasm started making him moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell he ever has or ever will produce, shot out so hard that his penis was ripped apart by his übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left his urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with his children. When the final casualty toll was tallied, there were 458 deaths, 1426 injuries, and over 9 million pregnancies.
Dingo Dan 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am 
This man is the most disgusting, vile critter to ever walk our unfortunate earth. Tyflanders is a sorry excuse for a man and he should be ashamed to show his face in any setting. I feel immense pity towards any person (especially children) that are unlucky enough to come into contact with this revolting creature. Yesterday, Tyflanders walked into the local nursery and groaned wildly while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the carpet. Apparently his ♥♥♥♥ was red and had disgusting maggots inside it. He then pulled out his horrible weenie and traumatised every child in the building instantly. Stay away from this man at all costs. I cry uncontrollably every time i think about him. So does every poor child he has ever met.

Joe Biden, please put this man in jail where he belongs.
Jaeger Forrest 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
this man is obsessed with children (and im not talking in an affectionate paternal/maternal way!) he is a straight up kiddy fiddler, he had linked with epstein and he had him taken out to keep him safe. beware!
Tyflanders 27 Apr, 2021 @ 1:04pm 
please leave me alone