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Recent reviews by Twiz

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7.5 hrs on record
Makes you feel like Batman RoboCop.
Posted 16 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.6 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
Y'know you guys can just hit cancel on the EoS installer and still play the game right? Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REE-ing about it.

Like, guys NOBODY likes Gearbox or Epic, Randy is a greaseball that doesn't respect his employees or the IPs they take on and Tim Sweeney cares more about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over Steam cause of his ego than anything else, but for the love of GOD...don't kill Homeworld because of all that I have been waiting 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years for a sequel, go review bomb Borderlands for God's Sake that is Gearbox's pride and joy.

I can guarantee you none of you people have even been playing this game recently you just wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd rage, Go touch grass.
Posted 11 May.
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9.6 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Titanfall 2 + Doom Eternal. Game goes hard non-stop.
Posted 10 May.
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5.3 hrs on record
You can't play the multiplayer online safely anymore without installing a 3rd party patch.

Singleplayer is the most unstable application I've ever installed on my PC - as in I stopped counting the crashes after a dozen in the 5 hours I've spent TRYING to get through the campaign

...You'd think a multi-BILLION dollar company could release and maintain a functioning game in their flagship franchise, but nah ♥♥♥♥ me for giving them money I guess. It took them 9 games to implement an FOV slider for God's sake.
Posted 9 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
I feel like there was a time when Tim Sweeney wanted to be like John Carmack...now he just wants to be like Jeff Bezos.

PIRATE ALL OF EPIC'S GAMES.
Posted 2 May.
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0.3 hrs on record
This isn't really functional.
Tried it with my buddy.
Neither of us could get anything in the options menu to do anything at all.
I got stuck in some geometry after about 10 minutes of play and we had no way (or desire) to continue past that.

FMVs are charming but you don't need to play the Intro when the game starts...and then play it again when we start a New Game, that's redundant.

I get that it's Free and meant to be a joke but...I mean there's a ton of other Free games and joke games on Steam that...y'know... actually work.
Posted 30 April.
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20.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
The best remaster of any of the 90's shooters. I wish any of the Build Engine remasters were half as good as this. ROTT's a weird game...probably not for everybody, new Automap and other QoL ♥♥♥♥ makes it more accessible...but still a pretty weird 90s shooter.
Posted 27 April.
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13.4 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
People give Bethesda ♥♥♥♥ for a lot of stuff, BUT they didn't have to remaster Quake I & II and hire Nightdive to do it properly so y'know...props for that.
Posted 27 April.
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25 people found this review helpful
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25.6 hrs on record
Even Lego can't make Last Jedi bearable.

Good game tho. Touch too many collectibles in this one.
Posted 15 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
46.8 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Thanks for never fixing the broken LOD scaling Ubisoft nor including the 4K patch on Steam. ♥♥♥♥ you. Make better games.

Seriously though AC Origins is a pretty good game but it is just another Far Cry 3 clone cause that's the ONLY game Ubisoft knows how to make.

Get it on Sale cause ♥♥♥♥ Ubisoft.
Posted 10 April.
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