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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.5 hrs on record
Posted: 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:45pm

Here's some sound advise. Stay as far away from this mess of a game as possible.

So basically, Wizorb is Breakout mixed with an RPG. Sounds pretty sweet, right? It could have made for a pretty awesome game. But the RPG elements are implemented so poorly, they may as well not even be there. Gameplay is extremely slow and tedious. And if you happen to be in the middle of a dungeon and you decide to head back to town to restock on potions and whatnot... when you return to the actual game... guess what! You have to replay all the levels of that dungeon... AGAIN! Awesome...

Oh... and the soundtrack? Don't even get me started... 8-bit soundtracks can be awesome... just listen to Mega Man's music. But this sounded like it was composed by some guy in his basement who just figured out how to use one of those 8-bit music composer thingies on his laptop and decided to string together random sounds to see what it'd sound like. Yep... terrible. Just terrible.

So a warning... don't buy this terrible game for yourself... and don't buy it for your friends. Perhaps you should buy this for your enemies, instead.
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