Recent reviews by Dirtee Snookumz

Sat down and played this bad boy over the course of one evening, and a wonderful evening it was.

Highlight of the game is riding in the back of a truck as insurgents vs USA, it's just a bunch of bros bein bros and towing the line of appropriate

Honestly the game was made in 2005 and it shows. If you have never played RE4 before, I would suggest idling on your thumbs for an up to date remake like Capcom has done with RE 1,2,3. It will likely add a lot more than the 15 years of remaking this game has gone through. If you've played RE4 and are wondering "Is the PC Port of this game any good?" It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. The controls are more awkward than the quiet kid before the news vans show up and this game runs like a dumpster fire between 60 fps and certain cutscenes (looking at you minecart climb that should be easier than tripping a blind man) makes the QTEs rough. But it is resident evil 4, and I have definitely sunk 20 hours into it since Friday. Its an awesome game that is showing its age in about a million ways, but if they remake it you allegedly can't see Ashley's panties so buy it now

Bullet Time, Pew Pew - It fills a that void for violence you have sometimes.

Did speed, solved the case, I'm the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detective in the human race.

Dude its Reach. You shoot ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ shoots you back. Sometimes you die, sometimes you kill. But you must protect humanity from the Covenant threat. FSU. Why are you even looking at reviews for reach on steam, it came out a decade ago. You either played it and loved it or you're my 1 friend who doesn't believe in it.