cool but please stop trying to make me get in a resupply pit with you I'm begging

Hate this guy. Cries on shoulders when drunk, drools heavy as ♥♥♥♥ when he sleeps (not to mention the snoring), not even fun to hook up with or take out for dinner.
Horrible taste in music.. God, don't even bring up his lack of hygiene.
One week we had a hookup, he was wearing this alpha wolf underwear (I know, right?)
But the next week hes wearing the same ♥♥♥♥, but with more stains.

Ladies. Please, don't hook up with this guy.

so apparently time actually does wait for saviors please take this misinformation off of your profile thank you

Any friend of Fern's is a friend of mine (+rep you're definitely acoustic)

+rep hes living and breathing, hes not a slave to a broken machine and most important hes tightly holding onto his one shot

+rep mental illness