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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 746.7 hrs on record (279.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 21 Aug, 2016 @ 2:55am
Updated: 13 Oct, 2016 @ 12:09am

CS:GO Review
CS: GO. This game is far from perfection. In fact, it's a whole lot of nothing.

Let me paint a picture for you. So you have these things called "ranks". These ranks, are essential as they compliment you skill group. However, awhile back they scrapped their formal ranking system and now we are stuck with what we have.

What do we have, you might ask? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's what we have. Let's say I were to play for three hundred hours, excelling my rank. Let's say I do average, coming in the center of the team I would play with. And let's say I even manage to win 60% of those games. Well, tough luck. Kiss your three hundred hours of your life goodbye as you are back at square one. This even applies to lower ranks as well.

At this point, recommending the game as it is would be unremarkably stupid. I've only stated what bothers me, but there are much, much more.


The Smurfs (Players who lower their rank to play with all the minor ranks),


The AFK person who leaves when you need them most.


The Russian, or anyone who speaks in a foreign language, simply because the server matchmaking is ♥♥♥♥♥♥.


The one guy who will leave the match and would usually result in your loss.



And we can't forget the toxic community itself, who won't listen when you try to direct someone in a strategic mannerism. To help ensure your victory. However they say: "♥♥♥♥ off", and do their own thing.



And don't remind me of Valve. The lack of respect for their own game is what had people leaving in boatloads. People don't like paintball guns, they like the original sounds for most (or all) of the weapons.

This game needs some direction.
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