>Be me
>Play Italy
>Start tutoria;
>finish tutorial
>"ok, i should know what i am doing now"
>declare war on switzerland
>try and take switzerland
>99% towards capitulating
>Joins allies
>♥♥♥♥
>I join axis
>only germany in it
>germany take switzerland
>good job germany
>Gets naval invaded near rome
>sends all unites there
>germany attack france
>france walk into my land behinde me
>♥♥♥♥
>germany cuts them off
>I kill them all
>germany take france by 1937
>takes the three little ♥♥♥♥♥ to the left of germany
>takes denmark
>Romania joins allies
>♥♥♥♥
>kills romania
>kills yugoslavia
>goes up to sweden
>"♥♥♥♥ Ikea"
>takes sweden
>takes Norway
>Takes finland
>Russia declare war on germany
>i go to the top
>uin russia
>japan takes it all
>i get finland and stuff
>moves into turkey for access for africa
>kills britan and france down there
>italy owns all of africa
>gifts all land i earned to germany
>they instantly make over 500 units
>i then set the game to fast forward and leave the room
>come back a hour or so later
>sitting at peace conference
>germany took out all allies
>i take most of the land
>thanks germany
>moves into brazil and over 1000 german units move in and assist my Interwar weapons and horsemen
>by 1945 i own all land up to 'merica
>"seems they didnt join allies. I wonder why."
>checks there ideology
>i forgot i was turning them facist
>they are the 'free american empire'
>oh well
>declares war on 'merica
>instantly kills all of german canada
>oh shet
>pushes through mexico
>into brazil
>takes all of brazil and canada
>oh shet
>they naval invade england
>they take it
>oh shet
>'merica are facist so produce units faster
>lands into my land on the top at norway
>my units died at america so i cant defend
>thay push into russia and central europe
>germany capitulate
>well, shet
>they take all of russia
>japan capitulate
>oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shet
>italy is surrounded
>plz no
>they offer peace
>i accept
>'merica own all of the world except italy
>I win?
10/10 would america again

>Be me >Play Italy >Start tutoria; >finish tutorial >"ok, i should know what i am doing now" >declare war on switzerland >try and take switzerland >99% towards capitulating >Joins allies >fuck >I join axis >only germany in it >germany take switzerland >good job germany >Gets naval invaded near rome >sends all unites there >germany attack france >france walk into my land behinde me >shit >germany cuts them off >I kill them all >germany take france by 1937 >takes the three little shits to the left of germany >takes denmark >Romania joins allies >shit >kills romania >kills yugoslavia >goes up to sweden >"fuck Ikea" >takes sweden >takes Norway >Takes finland >Russia declare war on germany >i go to the top >uin russia >japan takes it all >i get finland and stuff >moves into turkey for access for africa >kills britan and france down there >italy owns all of africa >gifts all land i earned to germany >they instantly make over 500 units >i then set the game to fast forward and leave the room >come back a hour or so later >sitting at peace conference >germany took out all allies >i take most of the land >thanks germany >moves into brazil and over 1000 german units move in and assist my Interwar weapons and horsemen >by 1945 i own all land up to 'merica >"seems they didnt join allies. I wonder why." >checks there ideology >i forgot i was turning them facist >they are the 'free american empire' >oh well >declares war on 'merica >instantly kills all of german canada >oh shet >pushes through mexico >into brazil >takes all of brazil and canada >oh shet >they naval invade england >they take it >oh shet >'merica are facist so produce units faster >lands into my land on the top at norway >my units died at america so i cant defend >thay push into russia and central europe >germany capitulate >well, shet >they take all of russia >japan capitulate >oh fuckin' shet >italy is surrounded >plz no >they offer peace >i accept >'merica own all of the world except italy >I win? 10/10 would america again