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In this game you hunt monsters. Then you hunt them again. And again. And again.
You get so good at hunting monsters that you decide to retire to a peaceful life of capturing much smaller monsters to keep kidnapped in your house.
Then you hunt monsters again - forging weapons of sheer brutality out of tattered remains of your past triumph's flesh. You do this so you can hunt more monsters. You do this wearing a tall floppy hat that refuses to stay still. You got this from tiny monsters you keep in your house. You never used to keep these monsters in captivity but in this installment you do. Why? To show off to other people who also kill monsters how much better you are at hunting monsters after you hunt monsters with them. Furniture too. You turn the points you gained from killing monsters into delightful furnishings to better comfort the monsters in your house.
The cats don't mind. They also help you hunt monsters. Their sole purpose is to cook food for you out of monsters and hunt them too. They're pretty cool.
Mine is named Spanner. He heals me when I'm at full health and drinks out of his tiny flask while I'm dying.
We hunt monsters.

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