"Alright class we welcome our newest sixth grader, to our social studies class Billy from Brooklyn. Today we will be continuing our conversation about the Argentinian invasion, of the Falkland Islands."

"Hey Professor! What Falkland Islands are we talkin about aye?"

"Oh, Billy I dont think you understand"

"No no you don't understand pal, I asked you a question. what Falkland Islands are we talkin about? Trying to study for the test for crying out loud."

"Billy no theres only one Falkland Islands."

"AY MORON! READ MY LIPS. THOSE LITLLE SPECKS OF DIRT ON THE MAP WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE?"

"Excuse me?"

"THEY'RE FALKLAND ISLANDS."

"oh you're saying'

"YA GOT THE HAWAIIAN FALKLAND ISLANDS. THE CARIBBEAN FALKLAND ISLANDS. AND SOMEWHERE ON THERE. GILLIGANS FALKLAND ISLAND."

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"Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my class."