Quotes from everywhere.
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It wouldnt hurt you to think like a cereal killer every once and a while.

Don't cry over spilt milk... Kill someone over it.

Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a back-up plan.

Life is always better with a titan.

Life brought us as foes, this fight will leave us brothers.

A heavily armed, and armored, f**king W A R M A C H I N E.

There's a humongous fungus among us.

A lion might be stonger. But a wolf doesnt jump through hoops... and cats don't give a damn either way.

I ain't Willy Wonka. I don't sugar coat ♥♥♥♥.

You embarrassed yourself... You embarrassed your family... But most importantly, you mildly inconvenienced me.

I am the angel of death.
Are you hear to take my hearing?
... WAT?!?

My friends lack kindness, but they make up for it with wanton violence.

I'm naked, rigged to explode, holding a cops gun, wanting to kill a guy, but I'm not a f**king animal.

I AM THAT DUCK!

Oh no. The window ate the bathroom. -JJFajen

I've just been sitting here with frozen peas on my balls.

This man has literally cucked me on every goal, and even worse HE IS OUR TEAMMATE! -NegativeScott

I brush with death so often I should start giving him high-fives when I pass