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Ha.Na 18 Sep @ 1:17am

Why do people always say not my proudest fap when referring to really weird or bad porn. What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interracial porn you should be way more proud than if you only ♥♥♥ to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you ♥♥♥ it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just ♥♥♥ to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

:3 2 Aug @ 10:55pm

realest

Ha.Na 1 Aug @ 1:09am

I do not get caught soft.

This reminded me of how I take a sildenafil before every massage, laser appointment, or gym locker room visit. Every single one. No exceptions.

It started after one massage therapist told me how “most men get erections during this, but it’s okay that you didn’t.”

So now, anytime there’s even a 1% chance someone might see me flaccid — I pop the pill. Gym locker rooms? Pop the pill. Public swimming pools? Pop the pill. Family gatherings? Pop the pill. I do not get caught soft.

You think it’s weird? You know what’s even weirder? Lying on a table getting oiled up while your body betrays you in a moment of judgement. Never again.

I’m not even aiming for 100%. Honestly, 30–50% is the sweet spot. Silent, stoic.

It’s not about sex. It’s about honor. Control. Presentation. The body as a vessel of strength, not shame. You wouldn’t show up to battle with a flacid sword.

Anyway. That’s why I carry emergency sildenafil. Just in case.

Ha.Na 2 Jul @ 1:39pm

its a me_irl reference

:3 2 Jul @ 12:58pm

is this an assassin's creed reference

Ha.Na 29 Jun @ 11:43pm

I tried to emulate Diogenes’s philosophy of cynicism by masturbating in university philosophy class to prove a point about societal hypocrisy and its arbitrary standards. Now I am suspended.

I'd been reading about Diogenes how he'd supposedly masturbated in public to prove a point about natural urges and societal shame (saw it on reddit, it must be reliable and a historical event). I thought, why not now? If Diogenes could do it in public of Athens, I could do it in Philosophy 3001W to make a statement. So, I did mid-lecture, I unzipped my jeans and started emulating Diogenes. I figured it'd spark a discussion, maybe even earn me some philosopher cred or even extra credit. For about ten seconds, I felt like Diogenes. Then the room went silent, everyone looked at me in shock.

Before I could even explain to my professor and peers I got kicked out of class

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