When I was a lost man, not knowing what to achieve in life, this game came up to me and showed me how much more miserable my life can be. Getting greeted by people from London by getting stabbed until you ain’t movin was an experience I thought I’d never make. Big hairy men hitting me with their big sticks and magic men shooting me with flying balls. I think I kinda like dudes I’m feeling a little fruity. (End my suffering)

When I was a lost man, not knowing what to achieve in life, this game came up to me and showed me how much more miserable my life can be. Getting greeted by people from London by getting stabbed until you ain’t movin was an experience I thought I’d never make. Big hairy men hitting me with their big sticks and magic men shooting me with flying balls. I think I kinda like dudes I’m feeling a little fruity. (End my suffering)