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Olha uma cena, ando a tentar responder à tua mensagem no chat mas não consigo, diz que estás offline. Enfim cenas da Steam... Sobre importação de produtos eróticos pelo Aliexpress, não te sei dizer, nunca comprei esse tipo de coisas. Só comprei pens e material desportivo. Não entendo nada sobre pénis elásticos de silicone e não sei se as cópias chinesas de pénis africanos são anti-alérgicas ou não. Não sei como te ajudar Desculpa! Vê no CustoJusto ou no Olx se tem alguma coisa..
Abraço

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub? I’ll have you know I penta-killed the most in my class in the 2014 Smite Launch Tournament, and I’ve been involved in numerous 1v1 raids against the titan, and I have over 3000 confirmed penta-kills. I am trained in jungle/assassin warfare and I’m the top Loki in the entire Smite user base. You are nothing to me but just another minion. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words, aegis wont even save you. You think you can get away with sprint? I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blink at you. Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am taking out jungle camps, gaining gold at 10x the rate you are, so get ready for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lane. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic attacks.

o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays PS4 SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady.

Society

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Pingo Doce the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.