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1 person found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
One of the best games I have every played in general, not just in VR.
If you are a narrative-focused player, you will love this. The voice acting is superb, and the story is very intriguing. Great atmosphere, too.
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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31.3 hrs on record
Good game, awful endings.
Posted 24 February, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record
I was hoping so much for a Planet Coaster caliber game for Jurassic Park, hoping for a game where with a bit of work you could build the infallible and beautiful Jurassic Park of your dreams. What we got instead is a shallow experience that only Simple Jack would truly love. Again and again, another example of how consoles have ruined games for PC gamers.

I still like it, because I love Jurassic Park, but I also deeply hate it, it could and should have been so much more!

- The maps are abysmally small. You can't be creative when you can hardly fit a few enclosures.
- You can't create moats. An essential feature of any Jurassic Park or zoo.
- You can't add any decoration, toilets, seats, rocks...
- Hardly any guests management at all. And what management there is, is annoying because you can't manage to fit a new fast food where they want it, it doesn't fit anywhere, there is no space!
- You have to build power cables and power stations everywhere, they ruin the look of the park so much.
- If you don't create towers and stands everywhere the guests are unhappy because they can't see the dinosaurs, even if they absolutely can see through the fences, and there are dinosaurs near them.
- Who the ♥♥♥♥ likes Jurassic World?! Give us the original Jurassic Park assets!

Zoo Tycoon with the Dinosaur Digs expansion, a 2002 game, is still the best Jurassic Park game. :(
A game from the era when PC games were PC games.

Updated on 2018-06-16:
- Dinosaurs, even small ones, will destroy even the concrete electrified fences if unhappy or if there is a storm, and do so quite quickly. Yes, velociraptors can destroy heavy metal and concrete electrified fences.
- It is way to repetitive in many many things. For example: unlocking and bringing dinosaurs to 100% is so repetitive and slow.
- This never happens to me usually: my fingers hurt because there is too much repetitive and mindless clicking around. Even if I don't play much in a one sitting. Is this a free-to-play iPhone game?
- Too many things locked behind missions and contracts. You have to play for hours and hours and hours to unlock even basic buildings like decent power generators. I just want to play a sandbox with everything unlocked...
- Did I mention that the map sizes are minuscule?!
- Parks all look the same, because there is very little personalization and decoration you can actually do.
- I had to use Cheat Engine to give myself basically infinite money to get enjoyment out of this. It's way too boring to stare at the screen for minutes to wait for more money to roll in! There are no time speed controls!
Posted 13 June, 2018. Last edited 18 June, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
I'm quite enjoying the campaign. It's not a masterpiece, but it is very fun in my opinion. If you enjoyed the Starcraft II campaign, you will probably like this one.
Posted 1 December, 2017.
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0.8 hrs on record
Theyr are trying to kill mods!
Posted 15 June, 2017.
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26.6 hrs on record
Fun game, but the plot is just a pompous mess. Lost (the tv series) makes more sense than this, I'm not kidding.

I read uncountable explanations articles or videos, and I've come to the conclusion that trying to make sense of Bioshock Infinite plot is just impossible.

It's a beautiful and fun game, but you'll have to try to ignore the story.
Posted 5 April, 2014.
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6.0 hrs on record
Absurd, completely over the top... and fun! It's really quite simple... do you like Bayonetta or Devil May Cry? Then you will like this is a LOT.
Posted 14 January, 2014. Last edited 23 September, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
This is a MASTERPIECE! :D Tim Schafer did it again. :)
Do you miss amazing adventure games like Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Sam & Max Hit the Road? Then buy this game!
Posted 14 January, 2014. Last edited 30 May, 2014.
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4.2 hrs on record
Ignore the negative reviews. Ignore them all. This game is a breakthrough in the history of gaming. Yes, you just explore a house and you don't really get to do much else. But the atmosphere, the letters, the audio diaries and all the little details in the house make the place come to life like no other game before. Too many video games deal with saving the world and killing the monsters, this game is just about a family and their problems.
Posted 25 December, 2013.
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3.4 hrs on record
This is possibly the best indie game this year. I enjoyed it a lot. The environments in this game are extremely beautiful. The story and gameplay are meshed together really really well. It is a 2-4 hour adventure, and you will enjoy (almost) every moment of it.
Posted 25 December, 2013.
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