I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

I also don't get it, even though I enjoy all kinds of electronic music. To answer some other commenters, I have actually encountered such "music" in a warehouse at a festival and I still didn't enjoy it in that setting. It just sounds boring and lazy to me. And the worst the music is, the more I encounter desperate kids approaching me asking if I'm selling e, which I found super weird because the hardest drug I have ever needed is beer. Interesting how, when the music is good, nobody needs drugs to have a good time. I find "minimal" electronic music just as snobby as modern abstract art where all the cool kids pretend to get it and like it... I mean if there is no melody, there should be an interesting and evocative texture to the sound, and the sound should evolve during the track to put me on a journey, but here I'm hearing the same three samples copy pasted over 9 minutes.

Ah, s chassis nissans: the cars that have changed hands more than a dollar that’s been in circulation since 1980, and just as filthy and in need of quarantine too. I see you have the ♥♥♥♥ spec exhaust tip, which to be honest, should’ve been standard from the factory because I haven’t seen a single one of these without it. Fun fact, no one in history has ever been rear ended by an s chassis Nissan, because they know to stay 10 car lengths ahead ( or just overtake, which is VERY easy ) , due to the “driving” which the ape like creature behind the wheel will be doing with one skinny, hairy, tattooed hand at 12 on the cheap, rattling detachable wheel, and the other reaching for his monster energy. I bet you drive in the lowest gear possible on the highway because you love the sound of your cold-air-intake-next-to-exhaust-manifold, blender like engine blasting away through your rust hole plagued exhaust as it scrapes along the road.

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