Recent reviews by Samniss Arandeen

It's basically the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG but the cards and the banlist are six months out of date (there are entire archetypes missing, seriously Konami where's the rest of the Gunkan Suships?), there's no side decking or BO3 matches, and you can't just go on eBay or TCGPlayer and grab the specific card(s) you need to build your deck. Master Duel's still fun, and you can play on-the-go via phone or a Steam Deck, but I'd rather just go to locals and play with an actual deck.

♥♥♥♥ you Blue for buying me this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schiesze.

Fair warning to everyone else that's here: the controls are ass! You can't rebind them and the automatic weapon always locks into firing until it runs out (and it basically turns the screen into a strobe light Jesus Christ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). Hitler also always runs to the bottom of the screen unless you're pressing another button. The cutscenes, once you click out of the first text box, IT WARP SPEEDS THROUGH THE REST OF THEM! The soundmixing is also terrible, you turn it down to a nice and manageable level and suddenly BLOW YOUR EARS OUT

I'm going to take an aspirin now. The porn isn't even any good, my ♥♥♥♥ retracted into my body and turned into a vagina it was so anti-sexy, more repulsive than Iron Man's palms.

This game is recommended for seat-of-the-pants types that slap rockets together and for the fledgling spacecraft engineers alike. There's plenty of mods for any manner of play styles, and you can let your inner nerd take you and your trusty crew of Kerbals into the vast reaches of space. It's not all true to life - there are no tidal effects, orbital perturbations, or Lagrangian points, but it does the job decently well and functions as an easier-to-grasp simplification of real-world physics. It's one of those few games that's fun to muck about in while at the same time being a vastly rewarding experience to people who can build and fly well enough to reach the other places, and it manages to be vastly open-ended in how you go about your missions too.