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XX/XX/XX
me: Fam fam stop, you know I can't swim i'm black.
Snow: dude stop, I'm white I can't jump.

6/20/15
Snow: "Someone needs to give this kid a glass of water before bed and drug it with rat poisoning"

6/22/15
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): ill wreck u cs
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): whiteboy!!
me: You eat ass
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): bb pls
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): I do

6/23/15
me: Hazardous levels in water need protection to pass?
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): bring a condom
the aug cord (gfxforkeys): put it on your face to go swimming

8/18/15
me: He needs to grow a pair
Eo: What does that mean?
Snow: He needs to get some balls
Snow: He is just sitting there with a grain of rice as a co.ck and no balls

12/16/15
Snow: she isnt hot if shes black
Snow: life lesson
me: thx fam
Snow: np

12/23/15
*** Call from felicia ***
*** Call ended ***
felicia: jow are you
felicia: how old are you
Snow: 80
Snow: please fu.ck me in the ass
Snow: ~~~~~
Snow: im so desperate
Snow: exd
felicia: can you tell me something about you now
Snow: im black
felicia: tell me what work did you do in living life
Snow: i sucked off other men for 100 years
Snow: im secretly 120
Snow: dont tell anyone

2/25/16
SimzyDesign: Oh My God
me: ?
SimzyDesign: Im playing like a f.ucking prostitute.

2/27/16
SimzyDesign: Im lagging like a f.ucking pornstar.

2/29/16
me: I hope I get smothered with a weeaboo body pillow in my sleep.
Snow: I wouldn't mind that either.

4/8/16
when the kebab goes right: DONT HAVE THE BALLS? BUILD SOME WALLS VOTE TRUMP 2016

8/17/16
Sinboy: BRO MY BALLS ICH
Sinboy: Can you help me
me: no
me: f.uck off
me: what are you f.ucking gay?
Sinboy: IK
Sinboy: I LIKE C.OCK
Sinboy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

9/19/16
Simzy: shaun u smoke rat s.hit u white f.uck

9/19/16
Simzy: Jeff if you dont get CS:GO by friday I hope a frog nuts on you.

1/28/17
Simzy: get good puss

4/3/2017
Chloe.: My exo blade has drawn more blood on accident then you have on purpose...

4/17/2017
gc_: flicking my mouse feels like sex

4/22/2017
gc_: He sounds like he is the big bad wolf about to blow him

4/27/2017
Chloe.: Im gonna use that KFC chicken as a shuriken.

9/20/2018
Snow: nothing a good old parents are asleep nobodies home meat beat cant fix
Sub: I can't masturbate out of this situation

12/15/18
JulianFTP: Why are you playing with egirls is that the disabled division?

12/15/18
Silver: People with Dementia are so fake. How do you still know your ABC's but not know your own n.iggas

4/26/20
judicial: having a jungler is like having an unemployment check. sometimes it comes late.

9/11/20
robubruh: I want a girl I can pick up
Julian-FTP: Dude you cant pick it up unless its a hot pocket.