The Melon Man
Jacob B(Phat Jezuz)   United States
Level
15
Years of Service
450 XP
 
 
At least I'm not french:Honored::Dignity:
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Games  263
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Reviews  15
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0.5 hrs on record
last played on 12 Jan
Colt Canyon
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Instruments of Destruction
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Noita
Achievement Progress   8 of 14
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Comments
The Melon Man 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm 
If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
GreatGooglyMoogle 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm 
mmmmm big melon mmmmm
The Melon Man 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm 
bro i did a fat poopie on em sorry :falkwreath:
Glark 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm 
aye bruh why muh nuts itchy
The Melon Man 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:32pm 
i see
Glark 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
augh