Valepernikus⁧⁧Lollygag
Mr. Eat without bib when i'm feeling brave   Denmark
 
 
:hello: hello and welcome to my profile :hello: Certified Kid Scissor operator ✔️
Giraffes necks are getting shorter , Schindler's list funny moments V2
↓ So you wanna hear about me no.....can't blame you me neither ↓

i look a bit like this :bsleach: you will be surprise how much is look like me.
My favorite games on steam are probably. Flatout 3: Chaos & Destruction. Sacred 3.Hentai Swap: Femboy Waifus,Hentai Arena | Battle Royale (best Battle Royale out there).Hentai - Area 51.Hentai Nazi. All so great games that they had to be removed way too addicted for people.
Things i like beside games: Eggs.
Now Things i like beside Things i like beside games:My friends if i had any.
Waste my time on pointless things that nobody ever will know i did and even if i tell them they will probly forget about it but i can blame them.
Writing "First" on all youtube video and some times when i really feel good i write "My dad says if i get 69 likes he wil buy me a Aston Martin Vantage.
i like ignoring emails or tags on facebook for weeks, then write to them sorry i have been busy lately because i was chatting with Shanti Gandhi the swanky and my mom ate my pc.
and yes im a furry my fursona is a 30 year unemployed white man named David that look like me and act like me the only difference is my fursona would never eat cat food daily.
My favorite animals is a Tardigrade so cute

Witty game things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CRZrY-IMMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNZI2GG6Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK26bXWrOvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuFdCPcO3Eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpqy4UUMjU

and just some trash videos i call humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz3hvXNRYGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcFWV1QsJyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i5qBRHcrBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kg9i0Pt_oA



♪ soundtracks from game on steam i like ♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uN3dxJRnss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQMx1ILebEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyao77lgh_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_jZSRZ_Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9GaIbECisQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTbaP_oxgfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfTQvqHe3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i8qAZOu5-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeitvjG-dgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4CTx-Zi7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro1mAp4x2zc (this one is mostly nostalgic)


:wowbob: when i look at it is feeding like it's staring right into my soul ;"(

and yes i have over 4600 games i like games maybe i like more to buy game then play them :/ :Discount_20:

any questions just write it in the comments i wil try to answer them
remember
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people like me ;P :tipman:
ok maybe the qustion of is slime youtuber humans we all know they not.

And last if you want me im up for adoption on 6 differant mexican websites just search "pig-nosed frog" on google and you will find me. My mom says im pretty inside last time she's checked.
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Don't take life too seriously
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My Pro Gaming Setup and Expensive Computer Specs. Onlyfans link coming soon.
Pretty please leave a comment why you add me

:Credit::GoldAmp::lasershot::WordE::P::letter_E::ROQUETTE_LAUNCHER::nitrogen::FreebieI::kudos::ultra::richy:


Links to my stuff

if you wanna make a trade offer this is the link

If you one of those i buy your whole backpack for a discount key price/paypal dont ask im not interested.

If you want a Trading card i have you can send me a trade offer of a card worth the same or more on the steam market that's a pretty high chances i say yes to it.

The only thing you can have for free from me is my games coupons send me a trade offer and you can have it/them

backpack tf [www.backpack.tf] The question is why do they have a twitter

My rep [rep.tf] My reputation is like when two good homies kiss each other goodnight, Warm and safe with a bit too much tongue.

My Nub Epic Dope Moist Swaggy gaming setup its pretty Gucci Yeast if you ask me #Lit#Flex#Nocap#TBH#Wannajoinmyfreeclubpenguingiftcardgiveawayjustpostyoucreditcardinfo
Replying to @morgan_freeman

Monitor: LCD CCTV Monitor PC Screen AV/RCA/VGA/HDMI 1080p for DSLR Raspberry PI

Second Monitor: Sony Mega Watchman FD-525

Third Monitor:Kimberly Bay Unfinished Wood Slab Screen Door

Keyboard: SafeType Keyboard.

Mouse:Logitech Marble 2 Button Wired Track Ball Optical Mouse

Headset: Jecklin Float headphone

VR heardset aka my Very rare Hearing Aid Trumpet

VR headset : Virtual Research Flight Helmet

Mousepad: Donkey Kong ONCE Booty 3D Mousepad Uncensored ekstra big banana edition

Microphone: JoJo Siwa Light-Up Microphone its Purple

Power cord: A black one

HDMI to VGA cable: A black one.

Mains cable with hexagonal cable:A black one

Internet cable: You guess it a white one.


My Computer Specs

CPU: Intel 8086 8mhz

PSU: Universal power supply 7.5V

RAM: 90nm 512 Megabit XDR

Back up Ram: 1500 TRX

Video: ATI EGA Wonder

Sound: AdLib Music Synthesizer Card model

Cam: Connectix Quickcam

HDD: Seagate ST-225N 20mb MFM

SSD: samsung 830 pro SSD

Motherboard: IBM 5160 XT motherboard

Fatherboard: Was going to the store to buy C++ homogenized milk, but java main unclosed the char as = new aws required as.character.default(Data$Add). it didn't feel "value" or "rule-type" there, its "object-locator" nowhere/undefined now = false :
►Uncaugt index.nope : fück you 3
TypeError : Assignment to look thought all the code to find that one function that can be misunderstood even tho you make 10 lines to make it extremely specific to understand aka just delete most your code and copy that one guy code from youtube/some old blog weside again.

VHS Burner: Hex collapsible portable outdoor bbq and fire pit

GPU: SAPPHIRE Radeon X1300XT DirectX 9 100162L 256MB 128-Bit GDDR2 PCI Express x16 CrossFireX Support CrossFire Video Card

GPS:Honda’s Electro Gyrocator.

GPA: 0.0 in understanding math

Storage Device:Floppy diskette Type SS SD 200 mm 256kB

PSU: DiabloTek Series 500-Watt ATX Power Supply PSDA500

Drive/harddisk: Seagate 2TB Hard Drive 3.5
Secondary Drive:google drive.
Third drive: My driver license.
Fourth drive: Onedrive

Drawing Tablet: Painting Board Kids Colorful Plastic Magnetic Drawing Tablet

CPU Warmer: ESSENTIALS C02TW17 2-Slice Toaster in White

Case: Case of the S.S. "Wimbledon"

The RGB Colour on it is my favorite color Infrared

The pc fans: Minka Aire Vintage Gyro 42" Oil Rubbed Bronze Ceiling Fan-Dual with LED Light

My power outlet 10 amp 80 volt

Os: Ubuntu Kylin

My gaming Table : Maya Cane Side Table

My gaming chair: Helinox incline festival chair tie dye

All my gear is sponsored by sugarmoma my mother


i'm the kind of gamer that all bills and no chuck (The complete series)

- ◄═════════════▓═► + Bans at the local kindergartens
- ◄══════════▓════► + Remember to buy bananas ✔
- ◄═▓═════════════► + Times i touch my wife that dont know im her wife yet.
- ◄═════════════▓═► + Reddit likes
- ◄════════════▓══► + Number of Christopher Walken fanfics
Why my hamster left me for a thai massage
Quotes to live by
Music to set you in the mood to read this quotes of wisdom [soundcloud.com]

Friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they disappear - The peepee poopoo man

Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for a lifetime - Confuzius

Man with feet firmly planted on the ground have trouble putting on his pants - Im Confused Ius Too

A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole - Sun tzu art of war

You are what you make so never combine Bismuth,Technetium and hydrogen - Bil the science guy

That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying - Jaden Smith

I think something’s wrong with Piglet! He just killed my wife - Christopher Robin

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food - Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

How boss baby came around paying taxes for 20 years is a mystery - Gringotts the giving head goblin

Somebody Ring the Dinkster? - Dinky Winks

With great power comes great electricity bill - Ben your personal banker

Redirect the darkness and bring me the plug hounds - Mr Electric

How do people who hate small talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "Hi honey im home do you think freewil truly exits?" - Armando

I want my funeral to be an escape room and, the final key is inside my butt - Malice

I wanna learn to hack so i can hack into feet finder and photoshop socks on every picture - Lillian

The best pickuplines is "Rose are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van" - Verybadsnake

Imagine your card gets declined at the chiropractor and the dude just puts you in a full nelson and hits you with a back breaker - trevor o7
Want to hear some bad stolen jokes and see my stolen pitures and memes
There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the dull pencil? It ok if not was pointless anyway.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.


if that didn't do it for you what about my pictures and memes

i want to know the story how this happened [ibb.co]

now that a car i want [ibb.co]

when they ask how i like my toast [ibb.co]

where there is a will there is a way [ibb.co]

based on a true story [ibb.co]

yeah that be 900 dollars we only take card [ibb.co]

Trust me bro its works [ibb.co]

everybody is curious about the taste a least one time in life (dont open while you eat) [ibb.co]
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1.5 Hours played
This is probably the best racing game ever made, I have not meet anybody that doesn't like it and i have ask like all furries and Dwarfs in Tuvalu.


The music is close to perfect with song like Paris Theme and Underwater Theme both iconic. if you ask me better then "Dramatic Chipmunk Hey" The most acceptable best song ever. I know it a controversial opinion but i think so.

There are the best voice actors in the game stars like.Ahmed Best.Rich Dietl and many more.

The game play is something new and exciting never seen before.

The game is not to hard or to easy is the perfect balance.

All characters have so much personality you really feel for them.
i cry a little in the scene when the purple hippopotamus died sure to say not my proudest fap

It a true masterpiece it the absolute peak of gaming. I only think Minecraft 2 could be the game that beat it as the best game.
This game changed my life every day i think about it life tips.
like "Wikipedia are made by evil alien from alaska, The real way to read the artikel is to only read every 5 line text"

And yes it do brought dead grandmas back to life just way more sexier and skeleton.

there only two bad thing theres
Most of the characters are way too hot i can't not keep my pants on while playing it.
Too much water.
7.8/10


Still holds up in 2022

I'm so excited for a sequel of it

日本語がわからない
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0.5 Hours played
Click To Ten has so many emotional scenes that really show some great character building and beautiful graphical. this game is close to be as good as wild animals racing. All i trying to says is that there's a time before playing click to ten, & a time after playing click to ten it a most play and it free
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kil kil kil kil kil take cover kil kil kil kil find new wepon kil kil kil AAAAAAA kil seven kamikaze kil kil kil need to find three artifact for a door to open kil kil kil find all three artifact kil kil kil go through the door kil kil kil boss.

that pretty much the game 10/10 would kill again.

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Roses are red, i am dumb, i stuck 10 creame eggs up my bum
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Me when they say smile to the camera
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top 10 best anime lines
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QUIT PLAYIN TUPAC WE KNOW YOU OUT THERE
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gamers with schizophrenia - Public Group
dont believe the government, dont believe the CIA, dont believe the cult of saturn, dont believe the interdimensional demons, dont believe the false reality, you are in a coma
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I hope just one of them is gonna be a DLC character for smash
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You asked for it Mr.Orange player model
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Converted from GTA SA to Gmod by me. GTA SA Model by JL MODS HD. Pictures by Lil Rusty. PAC3 Needed to attach the model to player.
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Need help falling down the stairs? This is the guide for you.
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Check out another guide i made with super silly cats
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for good mood before getting destroy in a game of Counter-Strike
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If a piñata doesn't break, is it broken ?
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"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
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Phreya™ 15 Jun @ 9:26am 
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triekz 10 May @ 2:20pm 
Wanna trade more? Send an offer
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SMPLON 31 Mar @ 5:32am 
~Have a beautiful and cheerful day :w_heart:

~Help me to hit the 1k comments, much love :Star_Z: