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Old Man Maine isn't real
 
 
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Lots of disposable income to waste on micro-transactions.
Now, I ONLY accept -rep comments. >:c Make it funny tho
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[Phrases I find interesting]
Never defend yourself
"If anyone tells you that such a person speaks ill of you, don't make excuses about what is said of you, but answer: He does not know my other faults; else, he would not have mentioned only these." - Epictetus

Never complain
"Don't be overheard complaining, not even to yourself" - Marcus Aurelius

Don't tell them, show them
"Waste no time arguing how a good man should be. Be one." - Marcus Aurelius

Learn to respond, not react
"I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue, he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right." - Cato the Elder

Be careful of what you say
"Be silent, or let the words be worth more than silence." - Pythagoras

Sit still
"All of man's problems arises from his inability to sit in a quiet room alone." - Pascal

The 7 Virtues
"Rectitude
Valiance
Benevolence
Respect
Honesty
Honour
Loyalty"

> "Eyes front, keep walking"

> "Forever changing, always adapting"

> "Only in death, does duty end."
[Quotes from my Dungeons and Dragons games]
A quote must be said INSIDE of a D&D game for it to be quoted. All quotes here are quoted by other people, not by the person that said it. If you see '-Me' that means someone quoted it, not me.
A quote CANNOT be given context either.



> "Stop stabbing her head and stab her in the balls" - Vak
> "I uhh--...Uhrmm-...Can't remember he's uhm-...Oh!! He's my Daaaaad? Boogie woogie woogie!" - Pyro
> "There's so many dead bodies, just pick and choose!" - Pyro
> "I got it, I am gonna stab this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog" - Vak
> "Wtf Grim, you're just punching children" - Rint
> "I NEED that Mushroom. I'm not an addict, I swear! I just REALLY need that Mushroom. I can't say why. It's not an addiction." - Felix
> "Emperor Hitler took over Canadia" - Me
> "I got a usable mouth, homie" - Vak
> "Mistress" - Rint
> "That's a LOT of man" - Rint
> "How have I just teleported to Maine's DMs?" - Helen
MonoClear 27 Oct @ 5:10pm 
plus rep besr billy im sorry im very drunk ggs)()))))))
t.tv/smoljuls 24 Oct @ 4:44am 
+ rep 10/10 meat shield, would sandbag again :)
girl dinner 22 Oct @ 7:13pm 
-rep ate the last nugget
NikNakJak TTV 22 Oct @ 7:00pm 
-rep tried licking my left pinky toe
cringaloidTTV 22 Oct @ 6:59pm 
-rep keeps killing me before i can say whyAAAGHHH
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Hims was just sleeping, I swear!