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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:16am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:38am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 2:00pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 9:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 9:02am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 9:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 4:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 6:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 9:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:54am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 9:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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