hey. can't help but notice that in your achievement list for hollow knight that you only have speedrun 1. How does it feel to be that big of a smelly slowpoke? huh? Too fat from your high fructose corn syrup diet to speedrun faster? huh? can't get below 5 hours? huh?

if you need tips, I can provide. Actually? I'll do that here.

* Don't suck

* Be fast

Hope this helps!

Signed by Male Parent

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil