Recent reviews by ✌Stazza✌

MAJOR ORDER COMPLETE

WE DIVE TOGETHER OR NOT AT ALL

The audacity to release a paid DLC for this piece of garbage is unbelievable.

BattleBit Remastered:
- $26
- Runs smoothly
- Working Scoreboard

Battlefield 2042:
- $90
- Stuttering Piece of garbage
- No Scoreboard

I rest my case.

In the 1.3 hours I have played this since purchasing I've had to make some really tough decisions, one of those being not putting my monitor through my window as the game has now crashed 4 times....

10/10

Ah yes, the lasso... Probably my favourite use is hearing the screams of terror from my enemies as I drag them by their ankles to their impending doom.

My second favourite would be hogtying them then dropping their ass in the water to watch them drown helplessly. Still yet to wait for a train though!

10/10 would recommend to any sadistic soul.

Phasmophobia guide

1. Enter building
2. Witness event that scares the hell out of you and your whole team, collectively turning and trying your best to sprint out of the building at a speed only slightly slower than that of a snail.
3. Enter van and talk about how BS that was and that you're not going back in.
4. REPEAT

10/10 Stabbed my best friend in the back, lied my way out of it then sat down and decided to play among us ;)

Step 1 - Play Visage.
Step 2 - Scream like a little girl.
Step 3 - Explain to your wife why you need to sleep with the lights on.
Step 4 - uninstall and never touch it again because your anxiety levels will never get back to normal.