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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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