Two ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hundred years ago in the time of the dragons and ♥♥♥♥, there was this like...I dunno like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meteor or some ♥♥♥♥. All the village people were pretty pissed cause this dumbass rock just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up their whole town but I mean cmon bro its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock like wtf are you gonna do. So the meteor or whatever is just chilling then this like dragon or something comes over to it and like, looks at it and ♥♥♥♥.

The village people were like hey ♥♥♥♥ you dragon this rock is ours but the dragon was a dragon like once again bro wtf are you gonna do. So the dragon says he's taking the meteor (yeah he can talk apparrently) and just lifts it up and flys away.

The village people were pretty bummed but its just a rock who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares. But then the village people spotted something on the ground. ♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lit bro. So the village people went to see what it was and it was just part of the meteor lol. Then the elder or whatever was like saying something about like a god or something.

So the village people built a shrine around the meteor shard cause why the ♥♥♥♥ not and started praying to it and feeding it apples and ♥♥♥♥. Meanwhile the dragon was like, I dunno breathing fire on the meteor it stole in its big ass castle thing or something. Life went on as normal for like...20 years I guess.

But then one day, it was a peaceful afternoon, when in the dead of night the meteor shard starts like shaking and ♥♥♥♥. The village elder came out to see and was like lol what the ♥♥♥♥ and then the shard exploded into like fifty...I dunno like million pieces. The village people all hit the deck to get out the way and then they saw it.

Before them stood a man, who was like, came out from the meteor shard. All the village people thought they were tripping but it was real. The man walked over to the village elder and he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ magnificent. The elder looked at him and was taken aback by the mans hair cause it was siiiick. The elder asked him his name.

The Precursor

For years The Precursor lived as a mortal, learning how to do mortal things like cook and fight and ♥♥♥♥. But The Precursor knew he was destined for more than to cook and fight and ♥♥♥♥. However, the comfort of life got to him, and finally he rom-commed his way into having a family.

Meanwhile the dragon was just finishing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about with the meteor and (this is the big reveal) it turned into like, sixty more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragons like seriously. Turns out the meteor has life force or something ♥♥♥♥ I'll explain it at the end. So now theres like eighty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragons in this castle and the main dragon is like lets do evil ♥♥♥♥ cause he's a dragon.

So The Precursor was out in the fields putting in an honest days work cutting wood and punching rabbits and ♥♥♥♥ when he sees like ninety ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragons fly over him towards the village. He put down his watering can and ran to the village.

But it was too late, the village was (for lack of a better term) lit. All the houses were burning and the village elder was lying in the street like dying and ♥♥♥♥. So The Precursor went to him and was like sup bro but then the elder said something about dragons and died. Then I remembered The Precursor has a family so he went to check on them and they were dead too.

The Precursor was pissed like holy ♥♥♥♥ he was throwing ♥♥♥♥ he kicked his bed and broke the frame it was messy. Then he shouted the dragons name really loud at the sky. The dragons name was like...scaledor I think. He was like "SCALEDOR" with his fists in the air man it was intense. Then he grabbed the sword that he swore to never use again and walked out towards the mountains.

Scaledor lived in a castle at the top of the highest mountain, it was like death mountain it was called. Or maybe skull mountain. Like death skull mountain yeah. The Precursor started climbing the mountain and knew he might never return to the ground. Ground never did him any good anyway.

So he climbs this mountain whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it was called and gets to the castle doors and then he's like ♥♥♥♥ what now its locked. Honestly it wasn't a great plan or very good writing either. Then he used his plan B and snuck in the back of the castle with his parkour skills his dead wife taught him.

So he's walking through the dragons castle and everyones thinking why does a dragon have a castle well he needs to live somewhere like ♥♥♥♥ why do bees have beehives. So he walks over to the biggest door and just roundhouses that ♥♥♥♥ open.

He walks in the room and its dark cause the dragons were sleeping but they hear him and decide to just roll with it. Scalethor lights a candle or torch or whatever and The Precursor stops. Scaledor then gives a big speech about how The Precursor is one of them but then The Precursor is like "Well after today I won't be one of you, I'll be the last of you".

Like can we take five seconds to appreciate that line.

So Scaldor is pissed and turns on all the torches and there's like a hundred ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragons in the room and The Precursor just stands there as if he doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥. Then all the dragons fly towards him and he just starts slicing and dicing like seriously if you've seen Dragonforce play guitar he was like that but with a sword.

He fought hard, and eventually he killed like two hundred of them. Scaledor is like hmf that took me three years you absolute cockwomble I'm gonna break your ribs. Precursor was weary but he was ready. Also Scaledor was like ten times bigger than the other dragons I know it didn't say that anywhere but it was implied.

So the two just go to town on each other and scaledor is like ♥♥♥♥ this guy is tough and The Precursor is like why does this dog have wings lol. But then Scaledor throws his tail like straight into The Precursor and sends him through like six pillars and into a wall.

The Precursor was sitting against the wall and coughed up a bunch of blood. He knew this was bad, and red never really was his colour. Scaltheor went over to him and got right up in his face and says I guess this is goodbye... brother .

But The Precursor knew he was just messing with him cause how can a guy and a dragon be brothers like I mean maybe but their mother must have been an absolute champ. Scaledor starts charging his fire to burn up The Precursor for good, and Precursor looks into the flame. He sees his whole life in the fire. As it plays in front of him he notices something odd. It doesn't end.

It won't end

Precursor used all his might and swung a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brick right into Scaledor's face, then slides underneath him narrowly avoiding the fire. Scaledor loses him momentarily, but spots him again standing next to the meteor. The Precursor looks down at it and like, pulls a sword out of it or something. Like a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sword then he's like size does matter and charges down Scaledor.

The two fight and its a close encounter, but then they both go for their final blow. Scaledor lunges with his tail, The Precursor swings his sword. Time freezes as the two meet each others gaze. But then, Precursor looks to his abdomen, the beast's tail had pierced all the way through. Scaledor looks at him with contempt. But then The Precursor smiles.

And then Scaeldors ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head slides off like holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ he cut the bastard's head off

It was over. The Precursor pulled the tail from his abdomen. Through the red all he could see was more. He clutched his wound and apprached the meteor that had given him life. He looked at it one last time, placed his hand upon it, and then he died. Like yeah seriously he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies at the end.

But alas, The Precursor's tale does not end there. For there is a mortal man who walks the earth, doing mortal ♥♥♥♥, waiting to protect mankind once more. Some say he is but a myth, some say a legend. But when the time comes that mankind needs him once more, only hope will dictate his existence.