Sid meier is mid

want pasta

i still wont use 1XBET because gambling is HARAM and STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

I swear it's not a copypasta. I wrote this screenplay for a cs betting ad.

A movie is playing in a theater. 1XBET logo leaves the screen.

The current scene in the movie goes as,

actor1 - she said she loves you !
actor2 - but she can't love me !
femactor - But I love you?

*scene cuts to couple sat in the theater. Man visibly bored pulls out phone to start betting on 1XBET*

Boyfriend places a bet. All of a sudden, the whole place gets electrified. The clothes of the two men on the screen changes into tactical gear. There's a chicken pecking at the boyfriend's popcorn.

A molotov materialzes and is hurled at the chicken. Chicken burns and turns into a roast. His girlfriend's jacket transforms into a 1XBET jacket and becomes ecstatic. She stands cheering at the screen holding a 1XBET scarf.

A smoke grenade is thrown into the projector room. The projectionist, visibly stunned, looks at his manager and with a defeated demeanor exclaims " I won't play window anymore."

*cut to the theater screen*

femactor breaks the 3rd wall and asks "What's Going on? "

The theater screen unfurls and reveals to us an esports team who have won a cash prize of 1 billion dollars.

*cut to theater*

The venue is now filled to the brim with people cheering and celebrating, wearing official 1XBET merchandise.

Boyfriend holds up his phone showing us his screen. It's the 1XBET app and the green button notifies us "YOU WON".

PLAY YOUR ROLE.

1XBET