Sid meier is mid

want pasta

i still wont use 1XBET because gambling is HARAM and STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

I swear it's not a copypasta. I wrote this screenplay for a cs betting ad.

A movie is playing in a theater. 1XBET logo leaves the screen.

The current scene in the movie goes as,

actor1 - she said she loves you !
actor2 - but she can't love me !
femactor - But I love you?

*scene cuts to couple sat in the theater. Man visibly bored pulls out phone to start betting on 1XBET*

Boyfriend places a bet. All of a sudden, the whole place gets electrified. The clothes of the two men on the screen changes into tactical gear. There's a chicken pecking at the boyfriend's popcorn.

A molotov materialzes and is hurled at the chicken. Chicken burns and turns into a roast. His girlfriend's jacket transforms into a 1XBET jacket and becomes ecstatic. She stands cheering at the screen holding a 1XBET scarf.

A smoke grenade is thrown into the projector room. The projectionist, visibly stunned, looks at his manager and with a defeated demeanor exclaims " I won't play window anymore."

*cut to the theater screen*

femactor breaks the 3rd wall and asks "What's Going on? "

The theater screen unfurls and reveals to us an esports team who have won a cash prize of 1 billion dollars.

*cut to theater*

The venue is now filled to the brim with people cheering and celebrating, wearing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1XBET merchandise.

Boyfriend holds up his phone showing us his screen. It's the 1XBET app and the green button notifies us "YOU WON".

PLAY YOUR ROLE.

1XBET