rude ally

I have theory that Aldrich is in fact***** and here's why: Have you ever noticed the fact that he's eatin Gwyndolin from the bottom? Could have started from top to bottom but he prolly wanted to eat dat sweet booty first, and this may shed some light on his orientation. Heres how it may have transpired (G-Gwyndolin , A-Aldrich): G- (To Aldrich)- Senpai im fewwing vewy sick uwu. A-(To Gwyndolin)- I see you look very sick indeed Gwyndolin, i think i should check your body this may be something serious. G-Gasp Whowwe bwody? OWO A-Yes Gwyndolin, now please raise your skirt so i could begin. G-Ok Aldwich-san, but im not wewwing any panties... Blushes A-Blushes- S-so what b-baka im just... Checking... G-Raises skirt A-Thinks about all these times he peeped on Gwyndolin-sama in bath A-[To himself]- Oh yes im gonna check every inch of your body indeed... G-Ahhhh Aldwich-saaaaan downtt be soo hawwsh, nyaaaaaaa!!! In conclusion Aldrich is****

Does anyone else feel like peacekeeper is kind of hot?

That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.

♥♥♥♥, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?

Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.

I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.

♥♥♥♥ guys, I just can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

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Moment Bruh

You're laughing. You're laughing. 3 Men died because of you and you're laughing.