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1 person found this review helpful
84.0 hrs on record
I hate the CCP - they will try to censor this. But WE THE PEOPLE must band together to take them down. #FreeTaiwan
Posted 31 January.
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1 person found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game pooped my pants for me 10/10 very fun with friends
Posted 19 November, 2024.
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82.2 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 17 October, 2024. Last edited 3 December, 2024.
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26.1 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
pop bloons very cool!!!!!!! kill them all !!!! would recommend this game to you for suresies
Posted 30 April, 2024.
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4.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game is like drinking lean
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
151.8 hrs on record (65.0 hrs at review time)
Hello! Good morning!

Played game with friends - got shot in the head thru walls 13 rounds straight.

Guy who did that dropped 65 kills.

I will never play this game again!
Posted 15 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
16.5 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
I am 22.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Posted 2 July, 2023.
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33.2 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
Great game love it so much but keeping it at not recommended until we get the following

-Exclusive “Haunted Hogsmeade Shop” quest
-Additional Dungeon
-Shopkeepers Cosmetic Set
-Felix Felicis Potion Recipe
- DUALSENSE SUPPORT

Sick of PC players being screwed over.
Posted 11 February, 2023. Last edited 11 February, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has great potential - just cannot recommend it as of now.

I will definitely change this once this game is updated.

I love boxing and everything that comes with it - this game feels like it wants to captivate all of it, just need to tweak some things.

Walkouts to the stage - need to add walkout music as well as the fighter walking out with his team.

Tracking - The AI tracks way too well and the player controller fighter doesn't track at all. Punches fly through the opponent or either boomerangs right back to your body.

AI - the AI is so ridiculous in this game. All they do is read inputs and instant counter you with a hook to the body. They also weave all punches. Whenever you go to side step or weave back they instantly body punch and track wherever you are.

Excited for career mode and other things to come of this - but for Day One early access - well done Devs!!

Please be sure the community is listened to and this game will be the best sports game to ever be made!!!
Posted 31 January, 2023.
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51.5 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)
this game is ok
Posted 29 January, 2023.
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