El Bidoof
The Muffin Man
 
 
The Muffins shall reign this small desolate rock, and with a Blue fist of blueberry's they shall rule



















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lefty and righty 12 Jan, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) IT CANT BE HELPED!!!


IF U WERE KILLED, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
ApacheFire 16 Sep, 2020 @ 4:10pm 
I command you to bend over
Turn your face away from me
I don't care about your face
Bend over

A biped on all fours
I take him on a stroll
Along the hallway in an amble
I am disappointed
Now he approaches me backwards
Honey gets stuck on the garter
I am disappointed
Totally disappointed


Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!


I have no interest in the face


The biped has bent over
Moved into a good light
I show him what one can do
And I start to cry
The biped babbles a prayer
Frightned because I'm doing worse
Tries to bend over even further
Tears are running up the back


Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!


I command you to bend over
Turn your face away from me
I don't care about your face
Bend over once again!


Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!
Bend over!
TheNamesScotty 18 Jul, 2020 @ 11:40pm 
listen here you swamp ♥♥♥♥. i need you to get your kids out of my face! i will not send you money just cus we had sex and 9 months later you had twins. it wasnt like i came on your forehead. you cant have kids unless i do that ♥♥♥♥. simple anatomy. now please send me my finger back and we can move on with our lives. our mutual sex offender said you kept it on ice. thanks
TheNamesScotty 10 Dec, 2019 @ 1:18pm 
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TheNamesScotty 20 Jun, 2019 @ 10:30am 
i dont think you know whom im am! im the best youve evre seen. my roblox teem made it all the way to nationals and lost. hows that maek yuo feal you ♥♥♥♥♥ of a gamre. when io find yuo and i wil l finf yuo im gonna frick you the ♥♥♥♥♥ yup. nerd. nerdantuon. if you want sex just hitme upi!
El Bidoof 23 Mar, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
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