Recent reviews by Xray

Just ain't there yet, chief.

Come back in a few years.

Literally the most aggressively unfun game I have ever played. And I have played League of Legends, DotA 2, and Battlefield 2042.

I stopped playing for quite a long time and decided recently to play again. I didn't play much this time around but my experience was a little something like this:

Queued for tanks, spawn my tank in, get one-shot from across the map. Spawn a different tank in, remembering where the offending enemy was (and still is), carefully try to sneak a shot at him, get one-shot by a different tank. Spawn my third and final tank, carefully cower at the back of the map, get a kill, get one-shot.

Ok, let's try the airforce. Spawn my plane, decide to climb to altitude to bully bombers. Find a bomber to bully and light it up, team mate gets a kill but at least I get an assist, however an enemy fighter is on me so I try turning to fight it, turns out my fighter is a boat. Try putting distance between us, unfortunately it's also a slug. I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. Not once could I even get my crosshair on him. So I spawn my next fighter and climb again to bully bombers. This time I don't get interrupted and get two bomber kills and a kill on a fighter that attempted to climb straight up to me. This, however, was basically shooting fish in a barrel.

Well, let's give the tanks another go. We'll try Russia this time since my friend said the KV-1 was very strong and I have that. But first I pull a ZIS whatever the ♥♥♥♥ gun tractor thing. I find a nice little woody area where I can see the objective and wait for prey. Unfortunately I get immediately shot by some 8.8cm German skudsta♥♥♥♥ or whatever and it cripples my tank, and because I don't have parts yet, I just get to sit there and wait for it to kill me. Well alright, take it easy, I still have the KV-1, but people are still dying like crazy to TDs so maybe I'll wait a little more, so I pull my AA for a little bit of chill back lines support crap. I shoot down one bomber, but a bomb lands near my vehicle. Fortunately, my SPAA is apparently slow as ♥♥♥♥ and couldn't get away in time and gets blown up. Alright, last tank, KV-1 time. Spawn that sucker in, and I'm on top of a bomb and die.

Uninstalled.

Really quite a fun game with lots of room for replayability with more coming all the time. Weapons are neat and unique, although not all of them are worth using, with plenty of interesting scrolls that change your stats for your run.

Very nice, adds a bunch of new nations to play and new mechanics for old nations. A lot of nice content and rework. People say it's bugged and broken to ♥♥♥♥ but I haven't had any issues with it so far.

Lots of choices and customization, interesting fights, and even choices in questlines that actually have effects.

It's a wonderful middle ground between Diablo 3 and Path of Exile and I love it.

I stopped playing this game so I could play more Bloons Tower Defense 6.

Great game, amazing time waster that actually has meaningful progression, surprisingly not pay2win.

Cured my DotA 2 addiction.

It's remarkably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring.

Never thought I would ever play a game so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring. I spent 76 minutes in the game. According to the game, it would've taken me 12 minutes to get to my ship. That would be accurate if it didn't count for me having to duck into a cave for 5 minutes every other minute. That's 42 minutes to get to my damn ship in a space game. That's 42 minutes I spent wandering around a planet that is irradiated to the point where I need to take shelter every other minute. That's 42 minutes I spent looking at the same boring play-doh textures that is the planet and creatures. And once I was done walking for those 42 minutes, I found out I had to walk another supposed 12 minutes to get the thing I need for my ship to run.

EDIT: Also, the Steam Workshop 'integration' is literally just for bases people have built. Pretty weak for a single-player game.

It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ free and people are still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it. It's meant to be a cute little thing they added just as a "woo, anniversary of the game! Wooo!"