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Ignatius 19 Dec @ 4:35pm 
touch grass
Gli 21 Nov @ 8:13pm 
Hold up 🤨 wait 🕐 let me add 🤓 ➕ my two 2️⃣
Do what you love 👯‍♂️ 😍 and love 🥰 what you do 👯‍♂️ 💦
Drag is fun 🥳 🎉 so don't drag 🚬 your dream 😴 ☁️ ❤️
Lead with love 🤟 and slay 🔪 the scene 🎬 🎞️ (Like ooOoOOo)
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Dusk Lizares 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
oh my god, you people can't do anything..
Z3phyR0s 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am 
-rep worst survivor in existence holy sh*t
Dusk Lizares 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am 
She's a girls girl.
Gli 21 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08pm 
F*ck the fantasy, I'm the experience :monsterbold:
Ignatius 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58pm 
"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
Gli 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10am 
M1SS JADE SO SKINTY⌛
POWER TOP ⬆️ 💦 NA BRATZY 🪆
I'M ONE 1️⃣ FOR ONE 1️⃣ , SO C*NTY 💋
HERE FOR THE CROWN, 👑 YES HUNTY
I'M SERVING FACE 🧚‍♀️ , SO PRETTY 💇‍♀️ 💕
COME 😳 💦 GET A TASTE 👅 , O THIS SEXY BODY 😳 😻
EAT MY NAILS 💅 , MEAT 🍖 THIS WAIST ⏳
YAH TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇭 PINAY WILL WIN 🏆 🫅 THIS RACE! 🏃‍♀️
Starry Vagabond 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03am 
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NightJTeb 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm 
take my cards bonch
Starry Vagabond 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42pm 
So I'm lounging around with my crew just chilling (Cheeseburger)
I'm wearing black and white, but I ain't no villain (Big Mac)
And all of a sudden, I get this rumbling feeling (Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper)
It's my stomach, it's telling me I need to be grilling (Hamburger)
Some hamburgers, you know, the big fat and juicy (Cheeseburger)
The ones that have you licking your lips profusely (Big Mac)
When you take a bite, you no longer feel down (Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper)
Because with that taste of perfection in your mouth, you can’t frown
Life’s all good when you eatin' a burger
It’s so unhealthy it's like artery murder
But you don't even care because it tastes so good it's like Hamburger, Hamburger, Hamburger
Yum
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Tortagion 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17am 
Hello everyone, as some of you might know there is a rare helmet cosmetic named the Guild Crown cosmetic, this helmet skin is given to guild members in the guild that won the #1 of every guild season.

The guild I am in, The Aquarium (TAq), is currently in #1 on the leaderboard with a whopping 150k SR lead when Season 7 is only a mere day away from ending, which means we are pretty much garenteed to get #1 this season.

This means every guild member in the guild will recieve the guild crown cosmetic, and you can get this cosmetic too by paying our guild a certain amount of LE (Up to negociation) and get an invitiation into our guild for a day when the season is ending. We currently have ~5 open space for 5 lucky indivisuals wishing to obtain this rare cosmetic. We have asked the staff team and this is completely legal so no need to worry about being banned.
PixelDoom 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:14pm 
penis music
Z3phyR0s 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22am 
The real game is "how little money would you suck a d for"

Because really

To be clear, I'm a straight, married guy. I make 100k a year, and support a family of 4 on that.

Let's think

Ten million? That's roughly what I'll make from here to retirement.With good investment

A million? ♥♥♥♥ yes.Not even a moment's hesitation.That's ten years salary. My job is hard and physical. A million dollars would buy me a (depressingly modest) home and pay off all my debts.With debt paid and no major housing outlay, my standard of living would leap up from here till retirement.

But those are silly numbers.

100k? Yup

10k? Yes, but now we're getting into numbers I feel dirty about. Still, mouthwash is cheap

1k? Ehh. Probably not?

Ok,so 5k? Sure. I'd blow someone once a month and quit my job

So what we've discovered is that the reason I'm not a sex worker is nobody is paying me 5k to blow them. Which I'll say is probably their loss, I'm a dude, I know what feels good, and I have no gag reflex.
Z3phyR0s 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:04am 
no u :Monodam_DGR:
NightJTeb 27 Dec, 2020 @ 9:00pm 
Hi step-brother
shredsun 29 Jun, 2020 @ 3:05pm 
pisses on the floor of your steam profile
AuroAmaterasuTTV(VT) 25 Mar, 2018 @ 1:40pm 
Want to play a game someday?
Elythian 4 Jan, 2018 @ 11:07pm 
We definitely should sometime its been too long xD
Elythian 29 Dec, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
Yeah everyone gets mad at me for changing my name yet they all do it xD
Yusani 25 Nov, 2017 @ 11:28am 
Bow to me, you peasant. :steamsalty:
Elythian 13 Aug, 2017 @ 11:16am 
Yes indeed c;
jazelle 31 Jul, 2017 @ 4:29pm 
mushrooms are good at video games i guess
quinn perkins. 23 Apr, 2017 @ 12:57am 
hey mama
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Boastful Sergeant 16 Apr, 2017 @ 12:08am 
Ahhhhh, scary
Elythian 16 Apr, 2017 @ 12:04am 
Rawr :3
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Boastful Sergeant 23 Feb, 2017 @ 9:42pm 
Joke's on you; I don't have any Waifus
AquaOrcal 23 Feb, 2017 @ 9:41pm 
Your Waifus are Garbage
Peru1089 8 Feb, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
Hah, i wouldnt consider my self a real ultimate but thank you
Boastful Sergeant 8 Feb, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
Same goes to you :O
Peru1089 8 Feb, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
Oh, nice to see a ultimate around here
Elythian 4 Feb, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
;3
Boastful Sergeant 4 Feb, 2017 @ 8:09pm 
Omg! A Wild Zal appeared!
Elythian 4 Feb, 2017 @ 11:20am 
*rawr* >:3
Elythian 3 Sep, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
True xD
Boastful Sergeant 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:19pm 
Its simple to know who I am tho XD
My name is always based off a Danganronpa Character
Elythian 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:08pm 
You keep tricking me with the name changes c;
Crimson 27 Jun, 2016 @ 9:30pm 
Baboom!
Elythian 11 Jun, 2016 @ 7:26am 
c;