touch grass

Hold up 🤨 wait 🕐 let me add 🤓 ➕ my two 2️⃣
Do what you love 👯‍♂️ 😍 and love 🥰 what you do 👯‍♂️ 💦
Drag is fun 🥳 🎉 so don't drag 🚬 your dream 😴 ☁️ ❤️
Lead with love 🤟 and slay 🔪 the scene 🎬 🎞️ (Like ooOoOOo)

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oh my god, you people can't do anything..

-rep worst survivor in existence holy sh*t

She's a girls girl.

F*ck the fantasy, I'm the experience

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

M1SS JADE SO SKINTY⌛
POWER TOP ⬆️ 💦 NA BRATZY 🪆
I'M ONE 1️⃣ FOR ONE 1️⃣ , SO C*NTY 💋
HERE FOR THE CROWN, 👑 YES HUNTY
I'M SERVING FACE 🧚‍♀️ , SO PRETTY 💇‍♀️ 💕
COME 😳 💦 GET A TASTE 👅 , O THIS SEXY BODY 😳 😻
EAT MY NAILS 💅 , MEAT 🍖 THIS WAIST ⏳
YAH TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇭 PINAY WILL WIN 🏆 🫅 THIS RACE! 🏃‍♀️

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take my cards bonch

So I'm lounging around with my crew just chilling (Cheeseburger)
I'm wearing black and white, but I ain't no villain (Big Mac)
And all of a sudden, I get this rumbling feeling (Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper)
It's my stomach, it's telling me I need to be grilling (Hamburger)
Some hamburgers, you know, the big fat and juicy (Cheeseburger)
The ones that have you licking your lips profusely (Big Mac)
When you take a bite, you no longer feel down (Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper)
Because with that taste of perfection in your mouth, you can’t frown
Life’s all good when you eatin' a burger
It’s so unhealthy it's like artery murder
But you don't even care because it tastes so good it's like Hamburger, Hamburger, Hamburger
Yum

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Hello everyone, as some of you might know there is a rare helmet cosmetic named the Guild Crown cosmetic, this helmet skin is given to guild members in the guild that won the #1 of every guild season.

The guild I am in, The Aquarium (TAq), is currently in #1 on the leaderboard with a whopping 150k SR lead when Season 7 is only a mere day away from ending, which means we are pretty much garenteed to get #1 this season.

This means every guild member in the guild will recieve the guild crown cosmetic, and you can get this cosmetic too by paying our guild a certain amount of LE (Up to negociation) and get an invitiation into our guild for a day when the season is ending. We currently have ~5 open space for 5 lucky indivisuals wishing to obtain this rare cosmetic. We have asked the staff team and this is completely legal so no need to worry about being banned.

penis music

The real game is "how little money would you suck a d for"

Because really

To be clear, I'm a straight, married guy. I make 100k a year, and support a family of 4 on that.

Let's think

Ten million? That's roughly what I'll make from here to retirement.With good investment

A million? ♥♥♥♥ yes.Not even a moment's hesitation.That's ten years salary. My job is hard and physical. A million dollars would buy me a (depressingly modest) home and pay off all my debts.With debt paid and no major housing outlay, my standard of living would leap up from here till retirement.

But those are silly numbers.

100k? Yup

10k? Yes, but now we're getting into numbers I feel dirty about. Still, mouthwash is cheap

1k? Ehh. Probably not?

Ok,so 5k? Sure. I'd blow someone once a month and quit my job

So what we've discovered is that the reason I'm not a sex worker is nobody is paying me 5k to blow them. Which I'll say is probably their loss, I'm a dude, I know what feels good, and I have no gag reflex.

no u

Hi step-brother

pisses on the floor of your steam profile

Want to play a game someday?

We definitely should sometime its been too long xD

Yeah everyone gets mad at me for changing my name yet they all do it xD

Bow to me, you peasant.

Yes indeed c;

mushrooms are good at video games i guess

hey mama

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Ahhhhh, scary

Rawr :3

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Joke's on you; I don't have any Waifus

Your Waifus are Garbage

Hah, i wouldnt consider my self a real ultimate but thank you

Same goes to you :O

Oh, nice to see a ultimate around here

;3

Omg! A Wild Zal appeared!

*rawr* >:3

True xD

Its simple to know who I am tho XD
My name is always based off a Danganronpa Character

You keep tricking me with the name changes c;

Baboom!

c;