Recent reviews by Astroholic Alconaut

Everything changed when the Sony nation attacked.

Update: Democracy has prevailed again. We have defended our way of life.

You (and up to 9 others unless modded) become Odin's personal bounty hunters in death whose job is to hunt down his foes in the plane of Valheim where trolls have hairy buttcracks and the oceans always feature headwind.

Stardew Valley is a relaxing game about inheriting a farm and living a simple, but honest life.

May contain traces of:
- alcohol abuse
- latestage capitalism
- depression
- homewrecking
- skeletons
- drugs
- homelessness
- a fishing minigame you either despise or think it's okay, no in between.
- war and ptsd
- mentions of suicide
- domestic abuse and violence
- corruption of officials
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pierre
and more.

High replayability. Multiplayer. And active modding that works in said multiplayer. Great game, I give it 9 out of 10 'strange buns' filled with 'void mayonnaise' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

For when /r/battlemaps and Google-Fu don't bring up anything but low-res Pinterest pictures.

Actually a decent program that while not as many features as some alternatives works as intended on current hard- and software. Have not encountered any errors yet. Easy to use, Workshop with some tiles, Can save your maps in a variety of ways. A handy tool for every DM that wants to create his own maps.

Pro-Tip to the Developers: Folks who bought your program can just zip the installation folder and upload it. There's zero protection against pirates.

I can not recommend this game.

The only saving grace is the story mode at this stage. Online is a boring as all hell grindfest with most of my 200 hours devoted to grinding the same 20 missions with different skins over and over again for money. Take Import/Export car selling as an example. You gotta source a car with 95% of the missions spawning aimbot-enemies over and over again, especially in helicopters with machine guns attached that follow you all the way to your destination. For each bit of damage the car you are sourcing you gotta pay out of your own pocket. For reference, the first bullet to even hit the car is as much as 1,4k already, depending on the mission you might as well reach 5-10k.

After you sourced a car you can sell it to 3 different people. The one paying the most (100k) needs you to modify the car for 20k. Once you modify you gotta sell drive to your destination again... again with Aimbot NPCs who at this point have no lore as to why they know you are driving there, when or why they should even attack you.

They just shoot at your car, lowering the commission (Read: Money that you get for arriving). If you don't know the tricks and just casually do this, then prepare to not make as much money. So mathematically without any damages done at all, you can get 80k per car sold.

Then you gotta wait for a cooldown of 20/30/40/50 RL minutes that can't be skipped by going to sleep for the night or playing another game. You gotta play GTA Online for that time, too.

Now 80k doesn't sound too bad until you realize 80k means ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The cheapest garage in GTAO is 1,5 million. That means you gotta sell 19 cars rounded WITHOUT ANY DAMAGE TAKEN for you to break even. If you can source/sell one car with that cooldown in 30 minutes. It takes about 9 hours and 20 minutes to pay off your garage for selling cars.

This is one hell of a stupid grindfest, this whole game is like this. All payouts are mostly ♥♥♥♥ compared to time you invest and the cost of things you'd want to buy. They want you to buy overpriced shark cards. Don't ever do it.

Story Mode is the only good thing about this game at this point, but after you finish it, there's not much left to do. So you want to do, what you do once you played through a good game. Have fun with mods/cheats. Especially in the GTA series. Too bad cheats are sparce and modding has been banned by Take Two. Don't buy this game at this point. Go and play something else. Whatever you want from this game, other games do it better.

Brudi, kauf dir das.

Ein Teamspiel mit sehr viel taktischen und strategischen Schwerpunkten. Bei CS:GO stürzt man nicht einfach so in das Getümmel. Hier rennt niemand mit der Waffe gezückt auf den Gegner zu und drückt ab, was die Waffe hält. Deckung ist wertvoll und ab und zu aus dieser schauen und ein paar Kugeln zu schießen ist hier besser als das sinnlose Leeren des Magazines. Jeder Schuss bei CS:GO zählt. Fünf Granatentypen sorgen für Taktik und Entscheidungen. Viele Maps für unterschiedliche Szenarien.

Naja. Gibt zu viel für mich zu schreiben. CS:GO ist für Spieler, die nicht ein "COD-Style"-Gameplay suchen. Schaden wird nicht geheilt dadurch, dass man zehn Sekunden in der Ecke hockt. Sprayen funktioniert nicht. Ökonomisches Denken beim Waffenkauf vorausgesetzt.
CS:GO sollte eigentlich jeder besitzen, der Steam hat.